The man that stands on his patio every morning at the same time you do, but only comes out in the summer time. Usually dressed in a white bathrobe splayed wide open to display his discolored tighty-whities. You never know when he will appear or emerge from his pervert paradise. He watches you but never talks - usually wins at staring contests becuase he is psycho. He can also be the guy at the gym who stands above you breathing heavily and sweating while trying to give you advice on how to strengthen your core - he then proceeds to stalk you in the elevators and asks out all your friends.
by livesnearcreepersuprise February 3, 2010
Get the Creeper Suprise mug.When a man is having sex, then walks away into the bathroom. he then takes caramel and puts it all over his penis.then runs out of the bathroom to his partner and shoves the penis into said partners mouth. And vigorously thrusts until the caramel is gone.
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A manmade soda made from a mixture of male seamen and any type of cola by any man with a girl friend or wife. Then this drink is given to the male's partner with the partner not yet knowing there is cum in her drink. After drinking some of it, the woman should be suprised.
by Vaginal Disschargation July 20, 2009
Get the Jizzy Fizz Suprise mug.*(thinking to self) Hmmmm... A bush and umm seems to be a suprise or something, like an ambush but I think that SUPRISE BUSH would sound MUCH better...*
HEY I GOT IT GUYS....SUPRISE BUSH!
*Shake Heads*
HEY I GOT IT GUYS....SUPRISE BUSH!
*Shake Heads*
by Eric Kennedy May 6, 2005
Get the suprise bush mug.A phrase used by people who are ignorant and perpetuate rape culture.
Also known as:
Sexual assult /Rape : Sexual contact without the victims consent.
Also known as:
Sexual assult /Rape : Sexual contact without the victims consent.
Girl:"I was raped."
Idiot who is also an asshole :"It was just suprise sex, you were asking for it."
Normal people:"That rape you asshole there is no such thing as suprise sex."
Idiot who is also an asshole :"It was just suprise sex, you were asking for it."
Normal people:"That rape you asshole there is no such thing as suprise sex."
by Hamiltons Pseudonym July 10, 2017
Get the Suprise sex mug.1. v.t.: to challenge by inquiring what's going on. In origin, a contraction of "sup?" (from African American Vernacular English) and "uprise" (from American anarchist counterculture movement). Not to be confused with surprise.
2. n: the act of suprising someone or something.
2. n: the act of suprising someone or something.
If you want to stage an intervention, it's often useful to start with a gentle suprise.
You really suprised me the other day when you asked about my relationship (with food, with my father, with that business establishment). I hadn't thought about what I was doing that way before.
You really suprised me the other day when you asked about my relationship (with food, with my father, with that business establishment). I hadn't thought about what I was doing that way before.
by heaventwig February 26, 2010
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