stumple

exceedingly short and stumpy

That poor guy has stumple thumbs.

by notbarbie December 18, 2010

stumphung

Having nails driven through one's testicles into a tree stump, usually for impregnating someone's daughter.

I'd hit that, but I'd end up getting stumphung by her old man!

by snm77 March 12, 2011

stump jumping music

generaly a term used by old people to refer to new age music thats past there era such as hip hop, rap, techno, and anything else that has a fast eletronic beat

you kids and your damn "stump jumping music" is irritating.

by KAPTAIN CAVEMAN October 3, 2011

Stump Sap

Noun: The product of a male ejaculation.

He shot stump sap all over me!

by Michael McNight August 23, 2012

stumpfounded

A cross between stumped and dumb founded

When she talks on the phone, sometimes she gets "stumpfounded"

by graphicdesigner2013 September 9, 2013

stumpfucker

Someone who is pursuing a person who is out of their league.

Oh she'll never go for him. He's a total stumpfucker.

by ceres May 13, 2014

stump nuts

Someone who is an extreme pervert yet also a huge Christian freak at the same time. Their amputated leg also looks like an over grown penis.

Stump Nuts: Anyone named Josh

by JarlAlpha August 10, 2015