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monkey status

A god-like status, basically achieved when one is “him”. They have escaped the matrix and returned to monkey. Top Dog in goblin mode
Bro has achieved monkey status…he’s top dog
by augugu October 10, 2022
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Pelican Status

State of being, after large amounts of alcohol have been consumed and one feels "flyer than a muh fuggin pelican".
Danni: This party is out of control.
Taiti: I know. PELICAN STATUS!
by medusa002 November 24, 2009
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Boner status

When something has reached the status of being awesome and/or causing a boner.
(During a night of drunken madness) Mackenzie, the cake you made is boner status!
by RSKYTASTIC April 3, 2010
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Bum status

bum status A person that says they always broke but have money
Bum status always coming around when you broke but spending money everywhere else bum status
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Textbook Status

a status of such a person who's "work/free soul/passion"lands in an educational textbook.
The below example is a conversation between two people.

"Did you hear about Jim?"-A

"no i did not"-B

"he just hit Textbook Status!"-A

"wow that's great! good for him.."-B

"yea it covers thermodynamics quite well from what i hear"-A
by Textbook Status October 16, 2010
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Green Status

You are in a green status when you are always available in corporate systems of communications such as Skype for Business, Lync, ... while other people think you are working hard.

Also, you are in a green status when you are paid to not doing nothing while your boss think you are working hard.
"Green status?"
"Always"

"No meetings?"
"Green status. Always"
by MdB29071988 November 21, 2016
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Status Fire

The fire that burns in your eyes after seeing the worst phrase imaginable. Comes from Discord's Status feature, which can be customized however the user desires - sometimes to bad effect
PrancerMane's Status: "I like women and big hot sweaty steamy men

mmmmm big men :yum:"
Magnogen: "The Status Fire! It burns! It burns!"
Rutherford: "My eyes BURN"
by hydronesium September 17, 2021
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