Pocket Spoon

A spoon kept in your pocket while in public. A pocket spoon is usually kept in a rear pant pocket, but be careful, if you are fat, you may damage your spoon by keeping it in this pocket. For the many people who have this problem, a front pocket is also acceptable. Many pocket spoons are decorated with glitter, gems, or bows. Remember: Your pocket spoons goes out into public with you; It needs to be dressed accordingly. For all of you who don't get the point, just think: What if you need to catch a tadpole and you have no ladle to do so with? USE YOUR HANDY DANDY POCKET SPOON. What if you have an itch? Scratch it with your pocket spoon. What if they are all out of utensils at lunch? Use your pocket spoon. What if you just accomplished something big? Celebrate by raising your spoon in the air. Is ths starting to make sense to all you non-believers? No? Then don't even try to rock this trend; It's not for you.
What's that shiny object by your butt?
Oh, that's my pocket spoon.
by buttsuckerlovescrunk May 23, 2011
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Spoon the Coon

A game in which participants of non-black ethnicity drive around a particularly poor neighbourhood in an automobile of some sort. The participants carry with them a bag of metal spoons and whenever they see a black person they roll down the windows and scream SPOON THE COON!!! whilst throwing the spoon at the black person. If the spoon makes contact with its intended target then the drive continues, if the spoon misses then the driver stops the vehicle and the thrower of said missed spoon must exit the vehicle and retrieve the spoon from the ground. If you miss your throw then you are likely going to die because black people don't much like this game.
Greg: Hey quick roll down the windows there be a nigger up ahead!
SPOON THE COON!!!

*Greg throws spoon at black man, but misses*

Bob: Well you missed, better bring the shotgun with you when you grab that spoon that nigger's got a killin look in his eye.
by runshat October 27, 2010
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Baby Spoon

Matt Gable (mah-tuh-GAY-bull|

Noun
1. Meaning to eradicate oneself of all manliness, dignity, and pride.
2. To bend to the will of ones master, A.K.A 'The Girlfriend', and lose all dominance whatsoever.
3. To be totally bitches.
Guy #1: "Aaron is bitches."
Guy #2: "Agreed."

baby spoon
by aaronisbitches August 23, 2011
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Movie Spoon

A friend you harmlessly cuddle with while watching movies and sports
Want to movie spoon later?

I am going to Bobby's house tonight we have a movie spoon date
by Audrey Van January 04, 2011
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spoon jaw

Nigger that has a large out hanging jaw that looks like an ape.
That Spoon Jaw should be hanging from a vine.
by Cletus T. Brown June 06, 2006
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The Wooden Spoon

Instead of slapping your partner's ass in bed, you use a wooden spoon and ask him/her why they drank your sake.
"Have you ever tried "the Wooden Spoon"?"

Her: "Oh yeah slap my ass"
Him: *smacks ass with wooden spoon*
Him: "DID YOU DRINK ME SAKE??"
by Nicko Tay July 06, 2020
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ass spoon

A spoon you gift to somebody who deserves nothing more in life than to eat a healthy portion of your ass.
Somebody is so stupid or just plain below you, that you want them to eat shit. Ass Spoon
by Snoosnoo November 23, 2013
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