spitting crumpets

"That Charli XCX is spitting crumpets on that new track, she should stick to autotune!"
by bad brenda March 06, 2020
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Spit shined

The shiny and wet appearance of a male's penis when it's heavily covered in saliva;
Shiny appearance including mild or heavy foam/(little bubbles) ; froth, on male genitalia as a result of being in someone's mouth;
Excessively / sparkling clean.
"So what did you guys do last night?"
"We just watched a movie and smoked some bud and then she spit shined my dick. The usual."
"I see."
by Lauleneke Lukini Brown March 17, 2022
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sphinkta spit

A sheerness based 'porno grind' band, with tracks on several underground compilations, and several E.Ps, such as.. 'wanking over shit' , 'sluts and whores' , and 'i like porn'.

There is also a single, 'sodomize me'. which fts remix versions of the track by bands such as 'bum sick' and 'muk'.
im going to a gig tonight, sphinkta spit are playing...
by CEZ SxSx November 15, 2010
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Spit Munger

Another word for a complete and utter fuck-tard.
Ambre, what are you doing you spit munger?!?
by ToxicFlange September 05, 2013
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spit-teaser

This occurs when you get a chick in a room alone. Make-out with her/get her really horn. Turn her around so she faces a bed, bend her over, and rip her pants down. She is expecting you to "give it to her" hard. Simply spit in her butt-crack and walk out the door, leaving her very horny and probably pissed.
Dude, I finally gave a random girl the spit-teaser last night. Boy, was she mad!
by Geniusfromabove February 19, 2009
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hooker spit

Magical liquids from the bottom of hooker boots
You have a lot of hooker spit in your throat.
by Alex_F October 04, 2006
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greek spit

To cum in someones ass, then suck out the cum from the ass-hole, spit it in a cup and serve it to your mother or father
john's father was given a cup of greek spit
by indian whore October 20, 2007
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