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Snake around the Bush 

The act of wrapping the penis around the sac-region. Thus, giving off the appearance of a snake wrapped around a bush. Also, the term reflects the aggression of the penis as a snake and protecting its "two best friends" from the vagina.
"Dood, did you hear TL scared off his girlfriend by whippin' out 'Snake around the bush' ?"

"Dood yeah- she cried for like six hours."

Snakeskin Slap

The act of responsibly using a condom during sex, then, while hiding the fact that you're about to cum, pull out, rip the condom off, and simutaneously slap her in the face with the condom while re-penetrating and cumming in the lucky girls vagina.
Last night I snakeskin slapped that bitch from the bar but I think she gave me herpes.
Snakeskin Slap by Lord Indrid November 11, 2009
When a deceitful human literally slithers around behind someone's back and screws them over without the mark knowing it
1. Caitlin snaked the fuck out of that guy
2. Can you believe how they snaked me out of a job?? What a bunch of legless slitherin' fucks.
snaked by therealnga September 10, 2019

Curious Snake 

when a mans dick is hanging out of the hole in his boxers
yo's curious snake is peeking around the corner
Curious Snake by Alan October 19, 2003
Man did I drop a gut snake!
gut snake by BIGGEST BOB April 21, 2006

coffee shakes 

The body-vibrating sensation you get after drinking 3+ cups of straight coffee. The symptoms can range from involuntary foot-tapping to vibrating like a back massager.
I had the coffee shakes so bad this morning I stuck my toothbrush up my nose.
coffee shakes by ConverseArt March 3, 2009