Smegtopia

A land which is built of smegma and prnises with foreskin for flowers

Where should we go for holiday.?
Ibeza
No what about smegtopia

by Smegma.n. April 26, 2019

Smeglorf

Smeglorf is the long lost cousin of Alf in the Alfion language the name references to warriors who often leave the battlefield to get it on with the ugliest locals. Smeglorfs have a taste for the unwanted. Smeglorfs are over run by there utter dirty sexual desires. they smell like an ostrich that has been training for the annual ostrich rotten food mud race in which only one ostrich can survive.

Smeglorf like how rats crave rotten cheese, human example neck beard.

by Definitely not a Smeglorf May 16, 2019

Smegamo

A unrulinh love shared between two people going by the names of Massimo (said in Spanish voice) and Megan the 4.11 rat

Wow that couples rlly weird there just like smegamo

by Daddymassimo May 28, 2019

smeghead

Luca Tuckey

I’m such a smeghead

by yungbludisshit June 3, 2019

Smegan

A person who is vegan but is also a person who smokes.

Smegan: A name to call someone who is vegan and smokes also

by Ghost Nomad September 6, 2019

Smegan

When one decides to convert over to Veganism for healthy reasons but still decides to smoke darts anyways and denies it's unhealthy to all his mates

"Yo Ryan wanna get a steak'

"Sorry mate Im Vegan, but wanna go for a quick smoke before we leave"

"your a Smegan Ryan"

by FAZZZA September 6, 2019

Smege

a person who is a lame with bad energy, corny tendencies and acts dumb

She really tried to mess with my bestfriend, she such a smege.

by rsalone05 October 12, 2019