Sloppy Glove

When a man cums in his hand and then slaps a girl in the face with his cum filled hand.

Dude i fucking sloppy gloved that girl last night

by Luke PieStalker February 06, 2010

Sloppy goose

When a guy is eating out a girl while on her period and is sucking the blood out of her vagina.

Chris Kringle wanted to go down on Milly, but she was on her period so he did the sloppy goose.

by MapleSaryp January 27, 2019

Sloppy Tommy

A unique form of a blowjob in which the person performing the oral sex moans "Ugggh Tommy yes" when the penis is about to ejaculate, the person then proceeds to spell out "Tommy" on their forehead with the semen.

I heard Sally gave Gavin sloppy tommy last night!

I just got sloppy tommy .

Bro did she give you sloppy tommy?

by Coyxte June 24, 2016

Sloppy Feta

Apparently feta is Swedish for fanny.
Therefore, Sloppy Feta needs no explanation.

Your mum has a well sloppy feta.

by big gav teh tank October 03, 2008

Sloppy Floyd

Kind of like a sloppy joe, but made with shit and menstrual fluids.

I just looked in the toilet and my girl left me with a sloppy floyd!

by James H. Floyd June 01, 2010

Sloppy Moppy

When you're getting a blowjob and you ejaculate so hard she bursts into pieces so you have to mop her off the floor

Josh: Ay what happened to that girl you were with last night?
Wyatt: I gave her the sloppy moppy, RIP

by 420joshywashy February 24, 2020

sloppy melon

Sloppy melon is the act of utting a hole in a water melon pouring salt into it and inserting a males penis into it and having sex with the watermelon

Brad preformed the sloppy melon

by Prozakmommy November 23, 2013