Bang, bang, chicken & shrimp

Equivalent to, "great news", "hell yeah", "fuck yeah".

Statement, "I just closed the deal."

Statement, "You play the new Doom? Badass, right? "

Response, "Bang, bang, chicken & shrimp"

by JTM24 July 4, 2021

Simp Shrimp

When you simp for a girl so much that you turn into a shrimp.

Man, Thomas has become such a Simp Shrimp.
I simped so much form that girl, i feel shrimpy.

by TheFunnyGamer March 3, 2021

crispy salty shrimp

Perhaps one of finest dishes in chinese cuisine. Available at the world-famous Grand Chau Chow, located in the heart of Chinatown in Boston, MA. I believe the name says it all. Featured dish amongst the chef's recommendations for obvious reasons. Retails for $12.95. Only $11.95 if you don't remind removing the shell yourself.

Waiter: What can I get you guy?
Litwin: Don't call me guy. Could we get an order of sesame chicken, crispy salty shrimp and its close cousin, crispy aromatic shrimp.
Waiter: So you want one sesame chicken, one crispy salty shrimp and one crispy aromatic shrimp:
Litwin: Nah fuck it. Let me just get three crispy salty shrimps.
Weinberg: Could we also get a big bowl of ducksauce? (Shows the imaginary bowl with his two hands)

by Steven the Rat May 21, 2006

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by bluetextman July 29, 2021

Las Vegas Shrimp Cocktail

when u cum in a bitch when shes on her period and eat her out.

My boy Dale a sick fuck on the weekends he hunts down bitches so he can pull off a las vegas shrimp cocktail.

by Lunchbaca October 29, 2006

Grandpa Shrimp

A seafood dish made by your grandfather, who has lost interest in cleanliness or proper cooking technique. Usually appearing soggy, half-eaten and covered with cat hair. Commonly warmed in the microwave.

"God damnit. He's making us grandpa shrimp again."

by SmackAttack52 February 21, 2013

baby shrimp

It means bs in a polite way

Examples: your partying is getting out of hand son, it's some real baby shrimp

by Queen Candy July 25, 2015