Fnaf Ship

If you expect this to be boat related stuff, you need to get off the website right NOW.
Fnaf shipping is a cringe thing 8 year olds did from 2014 to this day.
Basically it’s based around the thought of two FNAF characters having a relationship, mostly being sexual.
If you do this stuff and expected a positive comment, you need to touch some grass.

Me: “Hey you! Have you heard of fnaf?”
Neighbour: “🤓oh my god!! i love that! who’s you favourite Fnaf Ship? mine is-
Me: *doom music starts playing*

by JohnnyMcGood August 2, 2023

thunder ship

When you have a lot of shit to move

Oh! That’s a thunder ship! Use the truck.

by Thunder ship August 31, 2023

Unholy ship

Basically a ship that so bad/wrong it’s really cringe

Example :
Person 1: I ship cartman and Kyle!
Person 2: Dude that is such an unholy ship.
Person 1: What do you mean?
Person 2: Cartman and Kyle hate each other!
Person 1: Oh.

by Tordindamix June 10, 2023

My Ship of Dreams

Time to end this long hiatus
My wounded heart is on the mend
I'll search for gold in Acapulco
The treasure chest at rainbow's end
Wind, sand and stars will heal the scars
I’m melting down these prison bars
A lonely lightship lost at sea
That’s what my heart will be
My ship of dreams
(Sailing away)
In my ship of dreams
(Sailing away)
In my ship of dreams
Citadels and far pavilions
Midnight sun, savannah stars
Through sapphire seas and sulphur mountains
To the paradise bazaar
Wind, sand and stars will heal the scars
I’m melting down these prison bars
A lonely lightship lost at sea
That’s what my heart will be

My ship of dreams
(Sailing away)
In my ship of dreams
(Sailing away)
In my ship of dreams
My ship of dreams
(Sailing away)
In my ship of dreams
(Sailing away)
In my ship of dreams
My ship of dreams
(Sailing away)
In my ship of dreams
(Sailing away)
In my ship of dreams

by Death Menace June 21, 2023

rowrow ship

A huge cargo-vessel powered by many oarsmen.

(from an old "Tracy Twins" cartoon in "Boys Life" magazine; the twins are imaging what it might have been like to paddle a Viking longship)
First mate: Well, boys, I have good news and bad news for you --- the good news is, the captain has allowed you all thirty minutes for lunch!
Rowing crew: And what's the **bad** news?!
First mate (reluctantly): Uhhhh... the bad news is that after lunch, the captain wants to go WATER SKIING!
(And of course, the crew would be none too pleased to hear this, since it would take the term, "rowrow ship" to a whole new level --- imagine how frenziedly they would have to paddle to move the ship fast enough for someone to actually water-ski behind it!)

by QuacksO August 11, 2024

The Ship Had Sailed Before Its Occupants Made It To The Harbor

Also "The Ship Had Sailed Before Its Occupants Made It To The Port".

An idiom meaning the ship between characters was confirmed canon before people started shipping them.

Person 1: Doom Guy and Isabelle have already been confirmed canon by Nintendo.
Person 2: The Ship Had Sailed Before Its Occupants Made It To The Harbor

by Shugunou October 23, 2023

bloated ship

The act of docking but the docker pees inside the dockee's foreskin.

My boy, Arthur was acting up, so I gave him a bloated ship and there was pee everywhere.

by Dardem December 4, 2023