Rule 18

Do not watch porn with a girl they think of crazy things to do afterwords

*movie ends*
Girl: Hey lets go do *beep* and *beep* and than *beep* and than *beep* and than *beep* ok?
Guy *looks at girl* WHAAAAAAAT!?!?!

rule 18

by LordSalty March 4, 2009

5 second rule

Rule invoked whenever dropped food is picked up and consumed in the presence of others. Time can vary widely depending on the type of food dropped: a sirloin steak at a barbecue may have nine lives, while a street vendor hotdog is declared unfit for consumption even before it touches the ground.

Once I saw it slip from his tongs, I asked the street meat vendor if I could get a new sausage.

by K M July 12, 2004

Rule 111

If it exists, a man will act, will have acted, or will act in the future, like it's his penis. There are no exceptions to this rule.

Dude look the empire state building is totally my cock. Rule 111

by Pyrometer June 28, 2010

Ja rule

Cookie Monster's long lost twin brother

Ja Rule raps like the Cookie Monster

by the truth January 12, 2005

Rule 2

Do NOT, talk about /b/.

Some person- What's /b/?
*BOOM HEADSHOT*
Other guy- Rules 1 and Rule 2 bitch.

by Mboone April 21, 2010

CAD rule

The therey that, if one removes the second and third panel of a Ctrl+Alt+Del comic, it becomes much funnier.

Dammit, Buckley. Get to the point! We can't use the CAD rule forever!

by A. Ymous April 30, 2008

Rule 32

Pics (var. Screenshots), or it didn't happen.

Joe: I finally made it past the Boss on level 12!
Bob: Uh, huh... sure you did. Rule 32, buddy.

by graycloak November 25, 2014