rubber band kitty

When your cat lays down before your feet as if saying "pet me please" and stretches it's whole body out like a rubber band

Every time I come home my rubber band kitty is waiting for me to pet her.

by kittysaurusrex September 28, 2010

Rubber Band Sandwich

What one is confronted with when going down on a woman with large labia.

Murray : Are you into women with big labias?

Josh : I wouldn't say i'm "into" big labias, but if i go down there and find a big rubber band sandwich i'm not gonna kick her out of bed.

by captain jerkoff August 06, 2010

Rubber Bands in the Pants

Rubber Bands in the Pants: V. To wear physical birth control after it has been used once. many rappers do this so that they may have "quickies" in-between songs at shows.

"I got the Rubber Bands that were in 50 Cents Pants, but they were crusty and dry so I had to take care in selling them on eBay."
- Fred, in accounting.

Doug: "Jake, wanna go to my mother's house for supper?"
Jake: "Can't buddy, Ive got Rubber Bands in the Pants."
Doug: "Again?"

by Josh Mil. January 04, 2008

rubber donkey dick

something that is crude and rude. It is a noun.

I would not fuck you with a rubber donkey dick. And or...that sucks rubber donkey dick.

by fluffer November 23, 2002

Rubber band clothes

Clothes that are make of a type of ruber band. There are usually several that are put on to cover the nipples and the pussy slit but usually not anything else.

She's got on rubber band clothes.

by The Fury 13 December 28, 2010

rubber band man

(N.) one who is representing the struggle by keeping a fat wad of $ at their side and maybe also some bitches in rubber band thongs.

But why a rubber band? It representin' the struggle man.
-T.I., "Rubber Band Man"

by Hu$tleMang April 07, 2004

rubber dubber party

A rubber dubber party is a slang word for a party where lots of sexual acts occur, especially the fingering act . It is used in the contents of secrecy , or when you dont want an adult to know what you are talking about.

-you been invited to joe's party?
-yeahh, ive heard it is a rubber dubber party!
-shhhh! My parents are upstairs.
-dont be silly, they dont know what 'rubber dubber' means?!?
-oh yeahh... Arnt i a silly fool!

by astronomer July 16, 2012