Mental Ron

Mental Ron is when someone with the name Veronica, Roni, or anything in between; switches to their alter ego, being Mental Ron. This consists of being crazy, spontaneous, fun and horny. AND DON'T forget the added ability to take shots with no chaser. Mental Ron has the craziest stories and drinks on Wednesdays.

Part 1
A: Yooo you saw Mental Ron at that party last night,, she was going crazy..
B: Hell yaw. She need some milk...

Part 2
A: Is mental Ron coming out tonight?

Mental Ron: Yaw.

by 21 savauge April 17, 2022

Ron Weasley

A man who can’t drive a car

Omg he can’t ron Weasley like I always have to drive the car

by That only depressed bitch July 12, 2021

Ron

A long tooth beaver that cant close his mouth

Look over there in the water! Its a ron!

by Gehsneowp February 28, 2020

Ronning

To follow the advice of a middle-aged soft and gooey excuse for a man who does nothing but waste time on the internet (particularly chat room dwelling) mired in low-level vocabulary attacks on others he finds "of interest" and usually is totally reliant on SSI/SSDI and parent(s). Entirely dependent, self-important and is usually considered to "have his dog off-leash."

Quit acting like such a Ronning asshole or you will be blocked from all of my internet affairs. Or I may keep you around just to remind myself how appreciative I am for having all of my executive functioning skills in tact.

by reperception July 27, 2021

Pulling a Ron

Insulting someone's mom to the point of the ultimate retailiation.

Pulling a ron could be hazardous to your health.

by Shawn R. July 31, 2007

Ron Jeremy

Brown or poppy purple or sloppy??

The heron named Ron Jeremy poached the fish out of the lake and boiled it in its #bill.

by Fillextra July 10, 2022

ron-masz

Simply put: the act of inviting very dear friends to a bourbon tasting; collecting the bottles ahead of time; then selling your house, uprooting your family, and leaving the state to avoid sharing the cherished bottles of tasty bourbon for the previously mentioned event

What a boner jam. We were supposed to head to Mike’s this weekend, but he pulled a ron-masz. Last time I fall for that one.

by Author 17 April 10, 2021