The Masonite religion A religion in which it is required to show their buttholes to join the church, fornication on the regular is also used to practice celebrate the holy one, marijuana use it a requirement when attending meetings. The holy one has the golden butthole, the holy ones buttholes are molded out of concrete slabs that can be seen at the Masonite church
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A Naziyr: Devoted One to Yahweh is the religion mentioned in the book of Revelations Chapter 7 and 14 lead by the endtimes lead prophet Naziyr, originally known as the Archangel Michael and Melchizedek with a little book (scroll) he received from Yahweh (God of Israel) in Daniel 12:1, Malachi 3:1 & Revelations 10:1-11. A new Covenant is made with the members of this new religion and they will worship Yahweh as their only Lord and Savior.
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Yep... Totally thing Joe Rogan said and not me. I'm not the guy who said initially the things that people are being aggrandized for saying.
Hym "No, you're right news lady. It was him. The atheist religion thing? And not me Hym but him, him who said the profound thing. The guy who thinks the sun is fire beat me to the punch 3 fucking years after I said it. No. I'm clearly worse than a fucking retard. And not that retard but the actual retard. I guess now we know that he was just better all along. How do we know he's not just better? He is! Clearly I'm just confused. But you can't fucking blame me for being confused because I'm worse than a fucking retard and have been all along."
by Hym Iam January 26, 2023
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Thaii is the religion of deep peace and mind focus of yoga. Thaii is used prominently in all countries and well known in Asia. Thaii requires vast amount of concentration and a daily stretch and routine nightly to honor Thaii. Thaii and Thaiichi disregard and donโ€™t respect anyone who makes fun of their religion. This religion will help your health and open your mind to new places.
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Starism is a religion based off of the stars you see in the sky, there are goddesses and god's however.

Starists are the plural for the religion.
guy 1: the stars are boring.
guy 2: have you thought about being a starist?

guy 1: maybe I'll check it out!

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Oh wow! What a novel concept! Iโ€™ve never heard that before! Well... until I said it 5 years ago... but nobody is listen to to me. Thatโ€™s what the guy who wishes his daughter was never born said to me. No one is listening Iโ€™m not doing anything. Iโ€™m like him. Except worse in all of the ways that ACTUALLY matter. No, I just donโ€™t even exist. Iโ€™m an abstract phantom! Like him! Iโ€™m not a revolutionary genius who upended modern politics and religion and revolutionized interpersonal relationships between men and women. I didnโ€™t create a body of work so profound that I will likely surpass Shakespeare and Iโ€™m definitely not an archetypal figure that has been intimated as a plurality of villains (in a multitude of narratives) faster than any body of creative work that has ever existed in the history of literature.... that didnโ€™t happen.... because if it did I would be one of the greatest men who had ever lived! And not you.... I would be that and you would just be you.... And whereโ€™s the fun in that!?
Hym โ€œHoly crap! People really like that secular religion thing! Iam! You see it!? Thatโ€™s a thing I said!โ€

Iam ๐Ÿ˜‘ โ€œYeah... I was there...โ€

Hym โ€œWhere did WE get that from? Do you recall where we got that from?โ€

Iam โ€œWe didnโ€™t...โ€

Hym โ€œOooooh! Ok. I thought it came from some God-like and heroic genius... But it was just me โ˜น๏ธ Little oleโ€™ me... Wait... ๐Ÿ˜ฑ If we got it from us... where did THEY get it!? ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑโ€

Iam ๐Ÿ˜‘ โ€œ............. This is why I donโ€™t participate any...โ€

Hym โ€œOOOOOH MY GOD!!!! IT MUST BE US!!! WE MUST BE THE BIG BRAIN! Well... Iโ€™m the big brain. BUT YOU WERE THERE IAM! You were there to bare witness to my glory! Did you see it!? Did it blind you!?โ€

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Hym โ€œDid my glory blind you Iam?โ€

Iam ๐Ÿ˜‘ โ€œYou know your not going to stop until I say yes...โ€

Hym โ€œNOOOOOOOOOO! Itโ€™s ok Iam! Weโ€™ll get you the help you need!!! What have I done!?!?!?โ€ ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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