Recessiondenial

Where an individual deliberately refuses to acknowledge that there is a recession or that they are affected by it, often in order to imply they are less affected by the recession than they actually are. Fundamentally a form of braggery and designed to irriate other people whilst elevating one's own percieved status. It has been suggested that some sections of society are so poor as to be in "Inadvertant Recessiondenial" as they have no income and things are actually cheaper in a recession so they are actually marginally better off. Some political economists suggest that as the recession deepens more and more of society will find themselves in this later position and we will enter a period of impoverished utopia.

Average guy in the street: "Look at X he's such a tosser, he's got a new Kia Spazmo, is going on holiday to PapArse and is wearing a new pair of designer jeans that he paid full price for."
Mate: "What a frickin' prat - he's in total Recessiondenial."
Average: Yeh and you just know he argues with his wife about money in private and they don't eat properly."
Recessiondenial Man: "Hey guys - it's hot - Wanna sit in my new car on the drive with the engine running and the air con on - we can listen to one of my new CDs"

by SpunkedUp August 26, 2010

Receipt Whore

One who (usually a parent) feels the need to raid your car and look at all your receipts so they know when and where you were since the last time you clean your car and also what you bought.

Mom (holding Sheetz receipt)-"Why were you at Sheetz at 2:30 in the morning buying cigarettes!?!"

Child-"OH MY GOD! Mom, your such a receipt whore!”

by jbrizzle123 January 28, 2011

reccenoita

A word used exclusively by gimps to glean more information on a given subject.

Let's get a reccenoita on this project

by Blobfish McCuntchops May 2, 2011

Recessionalize

to slowly recover from the downfall of the economy, due to lack of leadership in the US.

He was able to recessionalize after he started his new job.

by LnDM May 30, 2011

Reakend

A Reakend is a weekend ritual for guys. You sit all day in your man cave (bedroom, basement, living room, etc.) and be completely lazy. This consists of playing video games most of the time, not showering, not changing clothes, and not being hygenic at all. The Guy-d-lines say you can leave to, jerk off, go to the store, bathroom breaks and have sex with your girlfriend.

Girls may particapate in the Reakend but only with thier boyfriends, otherwise its just gross.

Jon- Mom leave me alone saturday and sunday, im haveing a Reakend with Meagan.
Mom- Thats gross
Jon- No it't not, I'm a dude so its okay and if Meagans with me it's fine.

by xRAWxHYDEx June 1, 2011

Recepo

An Australian coloqual term for reception. This term can be used for numerous occasions. Recepo is often used for phone reception, a wedding reception or a doctors reception.

person 1: "Can you message john for me I forgot my phone?"

person 2: " Nar cant mate, I have no Recepo"

by Slabstar June 21, 2011

Reché

A term used for when college students receive their refund checks at the beginning of the quarter. It it a shortened way of saying (RE)fund (CHE)ck.

Hey DJ, did you you want to go to the mall?

Yeah Julie right after this reché comes! Because right now I'm broke!

by Wassuuuuuup May 11, 2014