rancidivists

The same rotten people who keep being re-elected.

Rancidivists in Congress average several decades of service.

by SriArthur November 18, 2016

Ranchekin

A ramekin the size of a bowl big enough to fit an entire bottle of ranch dressing because you realize that a normal sized ramekin filled with ranch is not enough to support the copious amounts of food directly dependent on the universal flavor enhancer/condiment/dip known as ranch dressing. (i.e. buffalo wings, pizza, waffle fries, breadsticks, cheese curds, juicy lucy burgers, fried mac n cheese balls, fried anything balls, etc.)

Waiter: Is there anything else i can get you folks?
Scottie: Yes, can i get two extra napkins, a bib, the channel changed to ESPN and a ranchekin please? Thanks!!

by Cheeky Mirth March 1, 2017

ranch house

A person with only one story (or one story about something).

Mike is such a ranch house every time he tells that same story about he and Dino and that famous dj couldn't, to their shock, get into the Freakin' after party.

by Aplusplus March 30, 2017

ranch stache

When your fucked up and you lick a bowl of ranch and have some on your face

Man, that bro over there has a ranch stache.

by Lord Anthony October 22, 2017

ranch ass

SLUT. EASY. WHORE.

Broh!? Did you hit that ranch ass last night?

by SR20VE January 29, 2018

ranch mule

A derogatory term for a very unattractive woman.

Derived from nothing in particular. Originated in Vancouver, BC.

"At least I'm not dating some ranch mule!"

by Gobylo June 1, 2018

Ranch finger

When you creampie a girl and then proceed to finger her vagina and finally you finish her off with anal fingering.

Dude I gave that girl the Ranch Finger and now she keeps complaining about having sticky farts!

by YoBoiSkinnyPenis June 17, 2018