roflmbao

rolling on floor laughing my big ass off

boy: bitch
girl: I may be the female but you da bitch
boy: roflmbao

by Matthew December 12, 2003

ROFLMAOTIDD

Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off Till I Drop Dead

*** LL changes the topic to 'Babelfish translated: I lick the kitten of kushkush all day long'
<LL> ROFLMAOTIDD

by Jean-Paul September 30, 2003

roflmaoirl

Rolling on Floor Laughing My Ass Off In Real Life

ahhahahaha, Rolling on Floor Laughing My Ass Off In Real Life

by mulliz April 30, 2004

roflbate

To "roflbate" is to "rofl" (rolling on the floor laughing) while masturbating. You can either start masturbating then begin rolling on the floor or you can begin rolling on the floor then start masturbating.

You must always start rolling before you climax and you must always masturbate until climax.

"Oh my God! Lock the door when you're roflbating, Jesus Christ! I can't believe I walked into you mid-roflbate, gross."

by zman4554 December 14, 2008

ROFL

The act of laughing so hard that you pee a little bit.

Isaiah- "Did you see Jez trip over that bench?"
Micah- "Yeah, I ROFLed!"

by CountryBoy95 August 1, 2011

ROFLAPMP

Rolling On the Floor Laughing And Peeing my Pants

Dana tell that joke and I started ROFLAPMP

by Luis Castro May 16, 2006

roflmmfaowsajc

An exhorbantly long acronym which means, im laughing. often used in sarcasm.
Rolling on floor laughing my mother fucking ass off while screaming (or shouting) about Jesus Christ

Bob: Listen to this clever joke: <insert clever joke that is actually terrible>
Sentient Life: roflmmfaowsajc... moron

by Mizarc September 14, 2003