Roach News Network

Roach News Network is a news source that covers a wide range of topics including
-politics
-controversial people
-conspiracy's
-random topics
It's CEO Asmongold is fair and try to see both sides of an argument although his bias sometimes gets in the way he is still right 95% of the time

Person1: Roach News Network is the only trustworthy news source

Person2: no you're just retarded

Person1: at least i don't doomscroll reddit all day unlike you

by hell's playwright Louis January 28, 2025

weston roach

tall person who is of the lgbtq community

he is a weston roach fr

by namernam May 1, 2024

Sea Roach

A slang term for a lobster.

It's Sea Roach season boys; gets your tickle sticks and nets out.

Sea Roaches are best boiled alive in butter and cajun seasoning.

by War_Daddy55 June 19, 2017

Roach

A person who keeps coming back no matter how much someone tries to keep them down.

“Shane is such a roach even after his girlfriend cheated on him he’s still going clubbing.”

by DaddyShortDick July 4, 2018

roach

A streamer with a hat who leaves his comrades behind in a sticky situation, lies about being out of mana and lets his friends die in WoW Hardcore.

PirateSoftware is a roach and YamatosDeath is right.

by RatSoftware January 14, 2025

roaches be sore

when taylor gets confused about what she is saying on facetime

“what did you say taylor? roaches be sore?” “yep” *sends a picture of a cockroach*

by roachesbesore January 5, 2022

Pole Roach

A stripper or pole dancer who is far past her prime, either due to age, drugs, lack of fitness or general misuse, who has yet to realize how unattractive she is not only on stage, but as a human being.

"That pole roach on the side stage is HIDEOUS!!" or "The mustachioed stripper on the side stage is a complete pole roach. Who the fuck hired her?"

by J.Lindsay December 18, 2012