Pube Quiff

When a lady hasn't trimmed her 'garden' for a while she will take her off her knickers and occasionally her pubic hair will be arranged in a style that wouldn't look out of place on Jedward's head.

Normally found on the lowest part of the 'flaps'.

George: "When I pulled them off and saw the pube quiff I laughed so hard I farted!"

Ringo: "My wife used to wax every few weeks, now all I've got to come to is a huge pube quiff..."

Edward: "Yeah I know, it looks like a pube quiff!"

by Pancooke November 16, 2010

quiff

An Insult To A Women Or Whoever The Fuck You Want To Insult

The Fuck Anna You Fuckin Quiff(in context to a girl); Dylan You Fuckin Quiff(in context to a guy); Kevin You Fuckin Quiff(not quite sure)

by nick@cheno December 19, 2003

Quiff

An extremely aggravating and annoying person, usually mean spirited

"Tracy ratted me out to the boss. What a fucking quiff!:

by Andyman January 24, 2003

Quiff

Quiff: Ultra cool (not super gay)

Man that guy sure is Quiff (Ultra cool)
That guy aint Quiff(ultra cool) he's wendle(ultra gay)

ALL OTHER MEANINGS THAT ARE OFFENSIVE ARE WRONG!!!

by Mike mc'nanor July 12, 2006

Quiet kid

Guns

The Quiet kid only has guns nothing else

by XxTheIsis123xX April 30, 2021

the world is quiet here

I went along to find a nice ironic definition to write, and THERE'S ALREADY SOMETHING THERE! WTFBBQ?

the world is quiet here. Not.

by TanonX June 11, 2006

Quiet Randy

When you shit in someone's mouth to shut them up.

I just couldn't sleep. He was snoring so loud I, gave him a quiet randy to keep him quiet.

by jinjabread_man May 8, 2011