W Patterns

stock market: up and down zig-zaggy with 100% chances of profitable trade.

looks at that W Patterns on 4h candle!

by パパ活 June 8, 2022

Harry Potter Adult

A millennial adult, with or without kids, that can't stop talking about Harry Potter, including the books, the movies, and the theme park lands - particularly Diagon Alley - at Universal Studios/Islands of Adventure in Orlando, Florida. Even if they do have kids, they're still way more obsessed with Harry Potter than their kids ever would be. They probably engage in casual Harry Potter cosplay and visit the theme park lands at least once a year, and/or at your local town or city's weekly or monthly Harry Potter trivia night. They are obsessed with everything Harry Potter, including, but not limited to, basing their entire personality and/or identity revolving around their "official Hogwarts House"; oversharing way too many photos of them in Harry Potter cosplay; being obsessed with Harry Potter trivia; building a massive Harry Potter collection to rival that of comic book, toy/action figure, and anime/manga nerds; having Harry Potter-themed rooms in their house; and/or probably having at least one Harry Potter-themed tattoo. One of the most bizarre and weird people you'll ever encounter, and also probably somewhere on the autism spectrum.

"That Harry Potter Adult over there won't stop talking about how much of the Hufflepuff they are, and showing off their tattoo of Cedric Diggory."

by Aleitheia August 22, 2022

Navy Potter

Ones obsession to the Navy and Harry Potter

J. (Jesse) Robert Oppenheimer, father of *WRITING*, after creating *NAVY POTTER*

by ThatNWord2.0 December 21, 2022

Terminal holding pattern

When you're put on hold for a painfully long period of time.

Jan: Hasn't that helpdesk answered yet?
Sam: No, I'm in a terminal holding pattern...

by IndigoRed August 29, 2007

elisa x harry potter

it is the best ship

me : i ship elisa x harry potter

by kssssskssssssssssssssskkskssks October 20, 2021

Scrotal Ridge Pattern

When someone dips their balls in ink then flops it on the detective's table

"For extra security, I always give them my scrotal ridge pattern when I go to the station"

by Vark50 January 12, 2022

dead-james-potter

best user on tumblr by far and the number 1 creator of james jokes we love loony loony is amazing literally funny as hell they're posts make my day and I love them a lot slayyy they're so cool

dead-james-potter the ceo of making dead james jokes

by darkhumourlol April 5, 2022