swift punch

A power induced punch made by Gordon Freeman.

I will get you Austin Bracken... SWIFT PUNCH!!!!

by omgtehgus October 4, 2005

jacksie punch

almost a fisting but only minor penetration to the cake hole

the bastard was whining like a fucking sheila so I invested in a jacksie punch

by Rooster January 19, 2004

Fuck Punch

A: Pulling out your penis in the middle of intercourse, punching it hard to get it throbbing, and sticking it back in to finish the job.

B: Punching the vagina during intercourse to tighten it up

C: the exact opposite of Donkey punch

Damn man, last night I gave my dick the ole "fuck punch" during sex, and she screamed like a banshee while it was throbbing inside her.

by db47203 September 22, 2010

goo punch

-one large bottle of E&J
-3 liters grape soda
-one container of grape kool-aid
-half a gallon of vodka
-one 40(Colt 45)
-one scoop of N.O.-XPLODE

Make some goo punch!

by hansoulo June 9, 2007

lax punch

during the game of lacrosse (or lax) making a fist at the end cap of your stick (or your butt end) then using your fist push or punch your disired target then return to a normal possition before the reff can see you hit the other player usualy used by defenders against cocky attack men or bitchy midfielders

player: you like that slide didn't you punk
defender:*lax punch*
reff: what happend?
defender: I think he's feeling sick

by lax defender08 October 5, 2009

zero to punch

The act of going from completely flaccid to masturbating furiously. Usually accompanied by "in five seconds."
Also used to express admiration towards something or someone.

As seen on asciiartfarts.com

1: "Dude, the Modern Warfare 3 trailer made me go zero to punch!"
2: "What? Call of Duty fucking sucks."

1: "Every time I walk by that chick over there I want to go zero to punch. Right here, right now."

1: "Urban Dictionary makes me go zero to punch in five seconds."

by Sabul October 21, 2011

donkie punch

A donkie punch is when you are fucking a girl in the ass, when you get close to ejaculating you punch her in the back of the head so her asshole clenches, making the orgasm feel much better.

I donkie punched the fuck out of your mum last night.

by Stoodyy November 10, 2015