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city punch

City punch is both a delicious and cheap alternative to any bevaerage that has an overabundance of sugar. The only two ingredients in city punch are sugar and water. A few drops of food coloring may even be added so that the appearance of actual kool-aid may be acheived. The recipe of city punch was revealed to many ignorant and rich white viewers by Pretty Ricky on the television show Cribs. These viewers have likely and will likely never indulge in the the poor mans sugar drink.
Wayne: Goddam it's hot, and we all out of kool-aid mix.
Carter: Just make some of that city punch.
Wayne: I ain't had city punch since I moved out the projects.
by Ian Christopher July 29, 2007
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cock punch

1:A big thud to a man's pud
2:A legendary online player on Star Wars Battlefront II, known for his battle cry "YOU'VE BEEN PUNCHED.....IN THE COCK!"
Dude my manhood hurts after that dick nasty cock punch.
by Roy Sanchez July 27, 2006
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doughnut puncher

Sexual slang for a homosexual male referring to the practice of anal sex(e.g. the anus being the doughnut and the penis being the puncher)
by asdflkasdjf April 18, 2006
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punch in the face

When one's fist unwillingly (or sometimes willingly) makes an other-than-delicate connection with your face.
Rick was being a wicked jerk, so he totally got a punch in the face.
by Bagelhat October 20, 2010
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secret donkey punch

It is the same concept as the original "donkey punch," but with a twist. During Anal sex just before ejaculating instead of the obvious knuckles to the back of the head have any weighted object on a high point above the recievers head and give it a lil nudge. Thus causeing the pain which tightens the anus. The best part about it is she will never know, and you can avoid the process of police intervention.
I gave my girlfriend a secret donkey punch, so I can have anal sex again later.
by Zak A September 8, 2006
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getting your bore punched

1.Sticking a cleaning rod down the barrel of a rifle.

2.Getting tested for chlamydia, which involves a q-tip in your pisshole.
drill instructor: you nasty recruits better remember to punch the bores on your nasty fucking rifles.

Dude, after that Guatemalan hooker, I think I you're gonna be getting your bore punched.
by tyII October 4, 2006
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Mad Dog Punch

During combat when your so furious, you deliver a punch that packs so much strength, force and energy that it cause's your enemy to simply explode.
Homeless man wakes up after being urinated on. He becomes so furious and he cocks backs his arm to deliver the Mad Dog Punch. Then it happens the urinater just becomes a million pieces on the floor.
by Bum killa 101 April 13, 2009
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