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The one person who can always make you smile, who shares your hopes and dreams, who makes you whole. Folklore claims that when a soul descends to earth it splits in two, each half of the soul inhabiting a separate body. These two people are forever after 'bumpkin lumpkin pumpkins,' and will never be complete until they find one another.
A person with whom you have an immediate connection the moment you meet -- a connection so strong that you are drawn to them in a way you have never experienced before. As this connection develops over time, you experience a love so deep, strong and complex, that you begin to doubt that you have ever truly loved anyone prior. Your bumpkin lumpkin pumpkin understands and connects with you in every way and on every level, which brings a sense of peace, calmness and happiness when you are around them. And when you are not around them, you are all that much more aware of the harshness of life, and how bonding with another person in this way is the most significant and satisfying thing you will experience in your lifetime. You are also all that much aware of the beauty in life, because you have been given a great gift and will always be thankful.
I am in love with my bumpkin lumpkin pumpkin.

Soggy Pumpkin 

The soggy pumpkin is given after a man sits in a hot tub for long enough that his balls become engorged and droopy. After attaining the above mentioned condition said man exits the hot tub and slaps a person in his or her forehead with his testicles while throwing up the metal sign and yelling SOGGY PUMPKIN!!!!!
I gave that dirty bitch the soggy pumpkin!
Soggy Pumpkin by Drkside79 August 4, 2007

Skunt Pumpkin 

A skunt pumpkin is a type of skunt. this type of skunt is known for being overweight and using tanning beds way to much giving them that ugly orange "tan" that they become obsessed with. If your still confused as to what it is, just look at Snooki form "Jersey Shore"
snooki from "Jersey Shore" is the definition of a Skunt Pumpkin.
Skunt Pumpkin by paulsgay January 26, 2011

sarasota pumpkin 

When one guy is giving another guy oral sex while a lit candle is sticking out of his ass.
Gabe's dad wonders why the candles smell like shit whenever Shawn spends the night. Sarasota Pumpkin perhaps?

Green Pumpkin 

when a man doesn't shower for two weeks and sweats allot, particularly in the genital area, he gets a green pumpkin. A green pumpkin means having a really stinky ass dick, that smells like a nacho dead fish with garbage juice. Women get really turned on by green pumpkinised dicks,
-Are you ready Nadasha?

-yes baby did you follow the instructions?

-yea i didn't shower for 3 weeks and i now have a green pumpkin.

Rapid Pumpkin 

When a girl gets screwed so quickly("rapidly", if you will), that her vagina gets all sore and red/orange like a pumpkin.
Cindy: "Oh man, my vag is so sore."

Lisa: "Why?"

Cindy: "Last night Jim was in a rush and he gave me a rapid pumpkin."