“How am I going to finish all my homework tonight, do my laundry AND go to rehearsal in this short amount of time?”
Friend: “I don’t know how to slick a pube. You’ll have to figure that out yourself”
Friend: “I don’t know how to slick a pube. You’ll have to figure that out yourself”
by Expert bra fitter September 24, 2019
Get the Slick a pube mug.A pube squiggly is a kind of pubic hair with a squiggly, curly texture. It can often be found in public restrooms and initiates a reaction of disgust and panic when seen by ones eyes.
A: Yo man, the toilets at da MicDunelds are full with pube squiggly
B: Man at least there are none in your burger, dude
A: Oh well
B: Man at least there are none in your burger, dude
A: Oh well
by Burgerbude March 21, 2018
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Get the persian pubes mug.The pube head tried to lift the spanner in level 1 mechanics but struggled to lift it above his waist.
by Ben Pascoe October 13, 2017
Get the Pube Head mug.A man or woman with a thick beard ressembling pubic hair n a fat upper pussy areas that looks like its trying to take over the world
Becky won the trailer park beauty contest. She was the obvious winner with her sweet beard n gunt hanging out that pube faced fupa monster
by Dirty Mike n the boys October 19, 2017
Get the Pube faced fupa monster mug.Strawberry pubes is referring to a ginger or daywalker with reddish strawberry blonde hair that would indicate their pubes would also have a strawberry tint. People that dye their pubes are considered "False Pubes" and are not of the strawberry variety. Strawberry pubes have a specific taste when consumed in a pipe or when eaten, but generally have a flavor of the crisp variety. From pure bred gingers, you will often get flavors and aromas of strawberry rhubarb-crisp, apple crisp, and depending on the size and weight of the individual you will sometimes get Cookie Crisp. False Pubes generally taste like nail polish and dog shit.
I ate out a ginger chick from school yesterday and her strawberry pubes got stuck in my teeth. Her asshole was more red than pink.
by Uncle Renegade November 16, 2017
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1. Sniffing a man's pubes by shoving his dick deep inside your throat with your mouth sealed around his base flattening the nose against his mons. Widely known as deep throating.
2. Eating out a woman's pussy with your nose buried in her mons pubes.
1. Sniffing a man's pubes by shoving his dick deep inside your throat with your mouth sealed around his base flattening the nose against his mons. Widely known as deep throating.
2. Eating out a woman's pussy with your nose buried in her mons pubes.
1. The chick I picked up last night went wild for my boner the minute I lost my pants. Before I knew it she went pube sniffing and freed me of my first load in less than a minute.
2. Once she sniffed my pubes I went pube sniffing on her by vacuuming my mouth on her gash.
2. Once she sniffed my pubes I went pube sniffing on her by vacuuming my mouth on her gash.
by dutchpantyraider March 15, 2018
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