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process snake

The "process snake" is a term which describes the insidious impact functionalisation has in large organisations. Functionalisation is often introduced to improve internal efficiency and is based on the idea of grouping certain skills and expertise in certain areas.

The downside is that organisations find they are unable to resolve queries quickly as they have multiple teams that are co-dependent on each other, yet each team has different priorities and does not have sight of the big picture.

The process snake is not normally deliberately created. It starts small, in one team or area, before eventually wrapping itself across every department in a company. It essentially deceives the organisation in to believing they will benefit, but ultimately ends up creating a complex set of inter-dependant steps that no single person in the organisation has the authority to change.
"I cannot find an owner of this process snake"
"This process snake is so slippery, I don't see how we will every bring more collaboration to the team"

"I wouldn't touch that process snake. It's so large now you'll just get bitten trying to make an improvement"
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processed dick

The variant of vienna sausage that is ground up and attached to the male genitals.
He has a processed dick.
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Professional Friend Hopper

Someone who doesn't want any of the commitments of friendship but wants to reap all the rewards that come with having that or those friends. They're never there when you need them but never have a problem asking you for things or help. They're in the "friendship" for all the wrong reasons.
"Have you ever noticed how none of their friends remain friends for very long? Like they may know a lot of people and talk to a lot of people but they never hang out anymore?"
Only professional friend hoppers jump from group to group or person to person like that.
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Processed Cheese

When Canadians eat/see American cheese it is known as "Processed Cheese"
Eww get that "Processed Cheese" away from me
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Propessional

Propessionally but without the "ly" at the end.
Lily is so unpropessional.
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process crime

A crime the grand jury defines as a crime while you don't; skullduggery; dirty tricks.
Everything Roger Stone is accused of is a process crime.
by Crawdad Nelson February 1, 2019
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Professor Doctor Mister Avocado Man

The most important man. He will sell you avocados.
Oh my, Professor Doctor Mister Avocado Man has given me an avocado with drugs.
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