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I’ll alert the press

sarcastic remark, indicating apathy regarding an unnecessary/uninteresting comment. See “alert the media” for similar meaning.
*dead silence*

A: I’m going to go to the bathroom

B: ….I’ll alert the press.
by gl.dot August 12, 2023
mugGet the I’ll alert the pressmug.

press up

when your about to fight someone or talking about a fight
andre-“yo homeboy i’m not the one to play with, i’m bout’ to press up on yo’ ass!”

lamar-“ nah homeboy ion want no problems!”
by ybfan101 December 20, 2022
mugGet the press upmug.

Russian Leg Press

When the woman positions her man in a way to where the erect penis is positioned into her vagina while she lifts him with her legs resulting in intercourse and a workout (works better with tiny man and Amazon woman)
Man (5’2 very skinny with unusually large penis): babe wanna try the Russian Leg Press?
Woman (6’5 Amazon Goddess with thick thighs): I’m glad you brought that up, I missed leg day and I’m very horny
by juice warrior September 4, 2023
mugGet the Russian Leg Pressmug.

Power press

sex move in which chick’s knees at side of her head man pushup style pushing down on her calfs/ankles
by JBut December 25, 2007
mugGet the Power pressmug.

Press Toaster

by WhoKillTheBoss August 27, 2022
mugGet the Press Toastermug.

No press

by hef107 October 4, 2022
mugGet the No pressmug.

vibe pressed

When you are sad because someone is not giving u the same vibe,
by joefyckenmama123 February 16, 2020
mugGet the vibe pressedmug.

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