Premature Invitulation

When someone makes an invitation, usually to a home, before checking if it's okay with their spouse. Usually committed by a male.

"Hey, we're here with the chips and dips ringing the doorbell, but no one's answering."

"Oh, sorry it was a premature Invitulation. Not tonight fellas."

by Daedalus22 August 19, 2022

premature exodus

When a significant issue unexpectedly enters your life.

Ohh no! This premature exodus came out of nowhere

by Ali Mehr May 11, 2023

Perma-parked

People who don't move their car for days, sometimes weeks on end because parking in their neighborhood is so difficult.

"That car's been perma-parked for so long it's got a patina of "city dust" on it."

by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006

permacquaintance

(ADJ) Short for permanent acquaintance. Someone that you chill with, but you won't really know each other.

For example, the person you meet at a party, think they're pretty cool, but find out they're crazy later. You don't want them to go psycho on you, so you keep them as a permacquaintance.

Guy1: So, are you and her hitting it off?
Guy2: We did, but she's crazy. I'll keep her as a permacquaintance.

by The242 October 28, 2007

Permafrization

To be totally messed up on whatever drug long after they've actually done said drug. This includes staring onto space on 4 21, hours after you smoked your friend Mary jane.

Possible permafrization cause; I had too much "stuff."

by Bobbytsexyboiii April 20, 2009

Perma-broke

The state of having so many things to pay for, that you are broke before you even get paid

I have a house payment now so im perma-broke

by Chopperdave15 January 20, 2011

perma-teen brain

Not fully developed; No matter one's age, still acting pre-teen to teenager attitude. Drama-oriented attitude, naturally dramatic

she may be 50, but she's got a perma-teen brain, still trying to cause adolescent drama, she still hasn't matured.

by kandiekay February 20, 2011