gettin' her kitty pounded

When a woman is having sex. Also used when a gay man is the bottom during anal sex.

She's gettin' her kitty pounded!

by kamilynn_albuquerque March 23, 2011

Pounded yam

Pounded yam when Ugandans make it it tastes like heaven when Nigerians it taste like the chicken poo

Make me pounded yam you Ugandan

by Real ass bitch March 14, 2019

POUNDED THE SHRUB

Same as beating up the pussy.

Betty came over last night and I pounded the shrub.

by Huge G. Minga October 26, 2007

Ponder one's place in the universe

To fap. Used in polite company.

1. Jane: What are you up to?
Andrew: Nothing much, just pondering my place in the universe.

2. Most men ponder one's place in the universe.

by spotch555 March 29, 2012

Ponderosa Lemon

Used as a treat. When you cut a lemon in half and smash one half in someone’s eye, and the other half up their ass.

I’ll give you a ponderosa lemon!

by Squiddlydiddlychainsaw June 2, 2018

Ponderize

A word that means to 80% ponder and 20% memorize a text, usually verses of scripture. Ponderizing new scripture each week can uplift and inspire the ponderizer. Most effective ponderization occurs over a 20 year period.

When I ponderize I feel a greater desire to follow Jesus Christ and have an elevated place or my thoughts to go.

by a21210 November 21, 2015

I'll let you ponder over that one

Something you say when you realise you've said something really stupid, usually in an argument, in order to try and save face and make out that what you said is in fact obscurely witty.

Person one: Lol fag!

Person two: No u!

Person one: Make me!

Person two: ?????

Person one: I'll let you ponder over that one for a bit

by Dudey McCool January 14, 2011