Self-Potato

To pleasure yourself or others using potatos.

This word was first used on wheel of fortune when a contestant guessed the mystery phrase to be "self-potatos" when the correct answer was in fact "self portrait".

This word was also used on a youtube episode of RayWilliamJohnson to make fun of the contestant

My girlfriend always gives me self-potatos.

I'm gonna go home and give myself some self-potatoes tonight.

by L33TNINJ4Gurl January 7, 2010

potato sauce

A slang term for vodka; named for vodka's being derived from fermented grain such as potato.

Hey man, pour me some of that potato sauce

by matthewf01 October 16, 2010

Ranchy Potato

When tossing the salad of a female who got the stomach flu and expels a combustion of thick, milky, substance, looking like rotten potato soup, with the smell of feces and the after smell of vomit, in the tosser's mouth.

"Dude why did you break up with her,"
"Because dude, she gave me a ranchy potato!"

by Smiffle March 9, 2014

Stud Potato

Stud potato means when you are thiccc and sexy and a badass

Ava: You are a stud potato

Marly: Is it because I am thiccc

by ellllllaaaaa November 30, 2018

Potato fucker

Someone who continuously has sex with and desire the intellectually disabled.

JF is a potato fucker.

by JFfan February 22, 2019

moldy potato

A meaningless insult. Meant to confuse people. Often used in the Panic! at the Disco song “I Write Sins not Tragedies”

“What a shame the poor groom’s bride is a MOLDY POTATO!”

by M!A.T.D January 6, 2019

Potato sisters

Girls that are just friends (NOT DATING) that like to cuddle.

Are you guys dating? Asks Steve to Jan and Laurie. No, says Laurie, we're just friends who cuddle. Yeah! Says Jan, we're potato sisters!

by Gayshitdawg February 15, 2019