Self-Potato

To pleasure yourself or others using potatos.

This word was first used on wheel of fortune when a contestant guessed the mystery phrase to be "self-potatos" when the correct answer was in fact "self portrait".

This word was also used on a youtube episode of RayWilliamJohnson to make fun of the contestant
My girlfriend always gives me self-potatos.

I'm gonna go home and give myself some self-potatoes tonight.
by L33TNINJ4Gurl January 08, 2010
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The potato theory

Either everything is a potato or nothing is a potato. This theory is very similar to the sex toy theory. Which says that either everything is a sex toy or nothing is a sex toy. This theory is similar to the atom theory. Which says that either everything is atom or nothing is atom.
Person: ey bro u a potato?!
Person 2: maybe bro, maybe ....
Person: shut up mr. the potato theory
by Eliasisnotgay October 18, 2020
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Feisty Potato

When one is being very (feisty). Also a quote from a (Family Guy) episode with (Liam Neeson).
by Sim dragon April 21, 2017
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Potato fucker

Someone who continuously has sex with and desire the intellectually disabled.
by JFfan February 22, 2019
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Potato sisters

Girls that are just friends (NOT DATING) that like to cuddle.
Are you guys dating? Asks Steve to Jan and Laurie. No, says Laurie, we're just friends who cuddle. Yeah! Says Jan, we're potato sisters!
by Gayshitdawg February 16, 2019
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Stud Potato

Stud potato means when you are thiccc and sexy and a badass
Ava: You are a stud potato

Marly: Is it because I am thiccc
by ellllllaaaaa November 30, 2018
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Potato Sex

Potato sex is the act of having sex with someone who acts and moves like a potato. The cause of this is either the person is too large, and or too drunk to be accountable for the movement of their body. People who boast about what a great sex life they have, actually probably have potato sex.
She will not shut up about her sex life. I bet that bitch is "potato sex".
How was your date last night? It was great except for the "potato sex"
by Person.forever May 13, 2021
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