poser flip 

What posers do when they try to skateboard. Usually for kickflips but could be for other technical tricks.

Poser: I'm soo good I can do a kickflip
Skater: Bullshit
Poser: (trys to but falls over and busts his ass)
Skater: hah what a poser flip

poser flip by skateforlife97 January 21, 2005

poser punk 

Usually a person between the ages of 10 and 14, they listen to mtv pop punk bands and actually believe that to be real punk. In reality, these people are too mentally challenged to understand anything.

"Anyone who listens to sum41 is a poser punk"

poser punk by JasonAshton February 20, 2003

Poser Mobile 

A group of azn guys who show up when you run out of pre-paid minutes.

Azn 1) Poser Mobile says you out of pre-paid minutes, homie!
Azn 2) Fees shorty! Fees!
Azn 3) Extra dollar a day, extra...BOOM!!! *lifts knuckle to show a fake ass diamond ring*
Black Guy) You guys are clowns man, I'm outta here.
Azn 1,2,& 3) *start to do a terrible azn rap.

Poser Mobile by anonymous antonym November 9, 2005

Poser Skater 

A person who thinks they can skateboard.
Usually has a penny board because that's Mainstream and Hipster right now.
Usually see them just carrying their board around.
They also have no Scratches on their board because they cant do shit and just show off their £150 army print 'New' Board... from www.pennyskateboardsonline.com.

Usually wear Beanies in the summer and Tie dyed tank tops with 'Hype' on them, or the really mainstream Thrasher T-Shirts in white with black writing.
Some of them also have Facebook profile pictures of them doing an Ollie off a curb, but you can only see the skateboard and their feet so you dont know who the fuck has done it.

Friend - "look at him, another skater"
Me - "Hipster Poser Skater..."
Friend - "How d'you know? He could be really good"
Me - "He is wearing a trasher hoodie, Janoski's and a Hype beanie in the summer "
Friend - "Faggot"

Poser Skater by WashingtonianFollowThrough July 27, 2014

poser coupe 

Any compact imported economy car, usually Japanese in origin, that has been excessively modified so as to resemble some bastardized, twisted mockery of a sports car, but has had little, if any serious performance related modification. To add to the illusion of being a performance vehicle, Fart Cannon mufflers are often added also to make the vehicle sound powerful to the untrained ear.

"Check out that dumb shit in the poser coupe!"

"HAHAHA That soccer mom in the minivan just left him in the dust!"

poser coupe by Johnny_Reb May 19, 2009

Poser Blues 

The lamentation over the realization that the sudden increase in the Punk population was due to Warp Tour coming through town, and the equally sudden decrease when it's passed means it was just a bunch of posers.

Note- Warped Tour has no affiliation with the posers it creates/attracts, it is just an event that always seems to create/gather them.

Sad that all the new punk boys you were checking out at the mall came from warped tour? Seems to me like you got the Poser Blues

Poser Blues by Orbindo June 21, 2010

Poser Buster 

Somone you bust's and exposes posers of Celebs on YouTube, Facebook, Twitter ect...

OfficalPoserBuster on YouTube is the best and most popular of poser busters on the internet

Poser Buster by ThePoserBuster August 24, 2011