pootan

dope ass vagina

That pootan was bomb.

by jor$wag December 22, 2016

partation

noun

taking part, becoming involved.

the effectiveness of Democracies lies in the direct partation of the public in the vote process.

by Baron Neville May 15, 2017

Port-A-Potty Yell

A yell, yelp, shout, or scream someone makes in the bathroom, preferably a port a potty. Reminiscent to the Rebel Yell during the Civil War except it is a sign of good feelings or making people laugh. Coined during my baseball game in which a person yelled while inside a port-a-potty.

Tommy: Dude did you hear Jimbo's port-a-potty yell?
Bill: No but Cindy says it was epic.

by Port-a-potty yeller May 4, 2009

Pootash

when you have a crap and you get bits of poo stuck to the hairs on your arse

"aah, i had a really run shit this morning and my pootash has been saw all day- i can't stop picking it!"

by Mr Whippy January 9, 2004

A hurricane up your gay portal

A bad case of flatulence caused by eating too many onion rings

pungent odour emitting from the anus, caused by root vegatables coated in breadcrumbs or batter

OH my god whats that smell is that a hurricane up your gay portal !!!

by crispy minge August 29, 2010

Portal

used as a single encompassing sentence/exclamation, to describe a site/object of historic, architectural or artist value, also used as a description as an activity, or reason.

This word started as a description from the game 'ingress' and has now evolved to mean pretty much anything to do with the game, including reasons to play, taking long detours, higher than average phone bills, late for social events,

It can even describe the effect done by people that submit lots of new portals, or the effect of an area after lots have been approved, often putting the fear of god in players afraid to open their scanners.....
"the fear of being portaled"

Examples include...
"why were you so late getting milk?"
"portal..."
"what are you doing up so late on your phone?"
"portal..."
"why are we driving this way..."
"portal..."
"dude.. your late!"
"portal...."
"You have been portaled!"

"what?!? *opens scanner* Oh holy hell...."

by allyourportalsarebelongtome April 27, 2014

portabe

A person who wants to be Portugese but isn't. See wanabe and Portugese

Look at that chick with the baseball cap and the fake skin! What a portabe!

by Elmo Homo October 15, 2006