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Politically Correct

Not an asshole.
Whiny Guy: Why do people want me to be politically correct all the time? Boo hoo!
Reasonable Guy: You mean not an asshole?
by Something Else October 27, 2014
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Political Elite

A person, regardless of party affiliation, who thinks that they are better than another person, simply because of their alignment with a particular political party/cause/opinion/etc., and as such, exhibits anger and/or animosity towards another person because they have a different view/opinion.

A precise contradiction of tolerance and acceptance of others, based purely in political/sociological prejudice.
"I'm, like, so totally open minded and accept everybody for who they are. What? What do you mean you voted for a Republican? You baby-killing, seal-clubbing Nazi! How dare you not agree with me! You're just like Hitler"

-or-

"I can't believe those God-hating, hippie, drug-addicts. How dare they want health-care reform! Don't they know that prayer will fix all their ills? If they want health-care, they should just go get a job."

-or-

"You're such a political elite(ist) douche-bag! Why would you start screaming at me, calling me names, and attacking what you perceived as my political affiliation, because I had a ham sandwich for lunch?"
by Centered Realist February 12, 2010
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Political Bulshit

Putting human beings into labelled categories.

Let us label many people so it's easy to discriminate against them.
Political Bulshit: labelling human beings into categories is discrimination.

Label people as gay, lesbian, bisexual, or Straight. (Don't label us, we're human.)

Labelled race Black, White, Chinese, etc. (Don't label us, we're human.)

Every time a group of people are labelled. We are divided.

Have you ever heard the saying divided We fall, united we stand strong and tall?

(Black lives matter) This is racist, Black people are not the only humans on the planet. we should be respecting each other. Black Lives Matter was set up to start a racial war between black people and all the other races around the world.

We are slowly being labelled and this is causing havoc, wars, and disrespect. Around the world.
by Unlabelled human. June 3, 2022
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politically correct

An Idea.
Bob: Wow, Bananas sure are tasty! They're so much better then stupid mangos.

Bill: Bob...Isn't the politically correct thing to say that all fruits are equal?

Bob: Well, i was just trying to state my opinion on how amazing bananas are.

Bill: Your being ignorant Bob! All fruit are equally nutritious and tasty. Some people can find your opinion very offensive and it's not fair for them!

Bob: So what you're saying is i can't express my love for fruit?

Bill: Oh, you can express your love for fruit, but in a safe and nonoffensive way.

Bob: ...

Bill: :)

Bob: You're a jackass
by Po ta toe August 5, 2009
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Fortnite Politics

When an individual prioritizes their political identification (aka skin) over solving the challenges facing the citizens of their country.
Members of the #YangGang don’t give AF about Fortnite Politics.🖖
by MetaJawBone October 7, 2019
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American Politics

An aptly named game in which two or more boys or men stand over a bucket and competitively masturbate until all but one get something out. The last man standing is forced to drink the others' discharge.
Kid 1: Did you hear what happened last night? Jack, Eddie, and Phil got around a bucket and played American Politics! I know, disgusting, right! Eddie was the loser . . . but I heard he didn't mind.
Kid 2: Whoa! How did you know about that?
Kid 1: I was there.
Kid 2: I'll be going now.
by RamRancher20 October 19, 2019
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Kardashian Politics

The practice of caring about D list celebrities who have no talent and contribute nothing to society.
Suzy was rehashing Kardashian Politics to Jane.
by genconex September 10, 2018
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