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the act of eating a girl out while she is taking a dump. If you've done this, should probably reevaluate your life or at least get a blumpkin in return.
by shits and clits March 17, 2011
Get the dirty soul patch mug.Derived from pearl necklaceA load of ejaculate shot on the face of a supine person that pools over only one eye. see also pearl monocle
After receiving the pearl eye patch, she was angry that I made pirate noises and didn't have any Visine.
by chowderlap August 4, 2008
Get the pearl eye patch mug.A new trend similar to planking in which one goes around and sticks his or her head in random ovens while a friend takes a photograph of the event. This is usually done in honor of the late poet Sylvia Plath who famously committed suicide by sticking her head in an oven. Hipsters do this to be ironic.
by hipsterexterminator December 30, 2011
Get the Plathing mug.The coarse pubic hair and sometimes shit build-up around the asshole.thatch was used on roofs of homes of the English countryside.
She wanted anal, but I couldn't penetrate her Thatch Patch. or I think I ripped something when I took that huge dump. Maybe it was just a turd cutting through the Thatch Patch I had going on down there.
by Aaron & Rocky January 26, 2006
Get the Thatch Patch mug.“Dude last night Kim was giving me a hummer and it relaxed me so much I sharted and Soul Patched her.”
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