crack pipe

what people tell you to put down, when you say something stupid.

Stupid Person: How many calories does water have?

Me: Put down the crack pipe. It doesn't have any, it's water.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd June 7, 2007

Stink pipe

Located on every roof top in every town, village, and city, is " the stink pipe. One of the largest contributors of toxic greenhouse gases and noxious sewer odors on the face of the earth. It is the source of that "awful smell" that gets into your house through air conditioners, vent fans, chimneys, open windows, etc.

Vent pipe filters are the solution to stink pipe odors,ie: Sweetfilter(tm)

Stink pipes pipes allow gas to escape from sewer mains and household plumbing so that water can flow down the drains.

by Rod Pennington November 26, 2006

poop pipe

the act of inserting a pipe up ones anal hole and haveing our partner insert the other end up their ass and then 1 poops in the pipe causeing it to slide down in to the other persons ass

the boy and his mother like to poop pipe

by poopipefann99 June 19, 2011

pipe it up

make something better

buy a bando an i pipe it up, buy a car than i pipe it up , had a basic bitch then i piped her up

by michelledave33 February 1, 2016

pipe up

the action of taking a foreign substance, that causes a change in a person's consciousness or normal body action, in an excess or large amount. (i.e., caffeine, alcohol, marijuana, any illicit drug)

1: Hey bro I got some drugs, we're about to pipe up.
2. I'm about to pipe up starbucks, want anything?
3. I'm so tired, lets pipe up some adderall.
4. Damn I am very piped up, I drank so much beer

by D-Man89 December 4, 2016

Pittsburgh Piledriver

While doing a girl doggie style simply reach up and knock her arms down causing her to fall flat on her face and her ass to shoot up in the air where you then stick your dick in the ass...

Ginna would not let me have anal sex with her so I tricked her and gave her the Pittsburgh Piledriver.

by C_t_B September 28, 2006

pipe beast

One who is extremely blessed in certain areas, usually pertaining to sports and/or penis size.

Billy Mistler is a pipe beast.

by waterjocky12 April 27, 2011