Emo Pinata

A game you get led to after clicking the e on Google's "Who's the Cutest?" page. You can never win the game, only lose. You lose every time you think of the game. When you think of the game, you have to say aloud "I lose". Fore more info, find Google's "Who's the Cutest?" page.

"I lose."
"Wha- Oh, damn it! You reminded me of the Emo Pinata! I lose!"

by Emo Pinata; Defined. September 9, 2011

human piñata

Pooping candy whilst having people hit you with Wiffle ball bats in a kickball game

Nate was a pink human piñata this week

by booze OG May 5, 2013

concrete piñata

Something you are not looking forward to doing or seeing.

They're not allowing booze at the party, so it will be about as much fun as hitting a concrete piñata.

by IronSam March 19, 2014

Mexican Pinball

The art of navigating through any store, event, or venue (especially in the Southwest) and sucessfully avoiding being run into by unsupervised Mexican children running amok.

We go to the store the other day, and we ended up spending more time playing Mexican Pinball than we did shopping!

by Spicy Green Chile January 7, 2015

Asian Pinball

Successfully weaving or navigating through individual or groups of Asians who are not attentive to surroundings, personal spaces, or the speed limit. Alt: the act of driving in California.

I ended up playing Asian Pinball again this morning on the way to work when the first 3 cars I passed going under the speed limit on the 101 were being driven by Asians.
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by Spicy Green Chile January 7, 2015

Colombian piñata

A method of abortion in which a pregnant woman is savagely beaten, usually with a bat or pole of some kind, until the desired result is achieved

I'm not sure I can make an example sentence for Colombian piñata without feeling like a scumbag

by TheWillToWynne June 2, 2015

Sticky Pinäta

20 or more bottles of shaving cream discharged into the anus.

Brooke gave james a sticky pinäta as a homecoming gift.

by BFdrw October 2, 2015