Pestimistic

Same as being a pessimist but being a real bitch about it. Aka pest

Karen is being very pestimistic about getting caught smoking

by Prenouncer September 24, 2019

pestoodle

When the pesticides you ingested mess your stool.

Fuck dude, I'm getting pestoodled again from that glyphosate!

by leedleman November 23, 2019

pestimony

Any type of testimony that is either given in a court of law, or possible testimony that is uttered to someone, solely to pester or intimidate a person. Can also refer to testimony that is later proven invalid or false.

I am so glad to hear that the court case was dropped, due to an overwhelming amount of pestimony that was discovered by the judge and jury.

by Detective Wizard November 4, 2019

Pessimistic Optimism

When you thinking the worst will happen so when either it comes true or not, you either get the result you expected or you get delightfully surprised.

"How is Kyle so pessimistic and happy at the same time?"
"He is using Pessimistic Optimism"

by DiddlyYourDoos February 5, 2020

Pessel

Pessel is a girls name for someone who is bright, with an awesome fun personality. She is usually the first to get into mischief without realizing what shes doing will cause chaos, but its expected due to her name being pessy. The actual meaning of the name means pearl and its origin is from the yiddish language.

Hey how did this happen? Pessel was here today?

by Nam1 June 5, 2020

Pespi Hands

When a man or woman has the hands of a Pepsi and acts like
a drug addict. Many side effects like shaking and vomiting and hyperness.

Shawn is on Pespi Hands,
He's shaking on the floor!

by JustSnufs October 13, 2020

pessimessi

The wife to seiwaya, and creator of many beautiful adopts

Pessimessi=rich

by Notseiwaya November 22, 2020