by notzach123 November 29, 2017
1. DUDE, your mom is having her volcanic period!!
2. Yeah, yesterday when i was having sex with her, she had a volcanic period on the spot.
2. Yeah, yesterday when i was having sex with her, she had a volcanic period on the spot.
by The Old Wise Man. January 19, 2010
1. Changing the size of all the periods in an essay to make it appear longer than it actually is. Commonly used to meet length requirements of a paper.
2. The reasoning a girl uses to avoid having sexual intercourse.
2. The reasoning a girl uses to avoid having sexual intercourse.
1. Oh shit! my essay is short by about a page. Time to use the period trick!
2.
Mary: So I saw you and Brad together last night! Did you...ya know?
Sammy: No, I really didnt want to have sex with him, so I pulled the period trick and just gave him a bj.
2.
Mary: So I saw you and Brad together last night! Did you...ya know?
Sammy: No, I really didnt want to have sex with him, so I pulled the period trick and just gave him a bj.
by roflzorz07 April 20, 2011
pants that the school nurse makes you where if you have period'd in your pants at school. These are usually dirty 80's white wash jeans with pleating and found in your schools lost and found box.
by meoby January 12, 2010
The time of the month when a teenage boy, NOT A MAN, experiences hormonal changes which affect his usual state of bitchiness to an extreme level.
Symptoms:
-irrationality
-need to run 10 miles a day
-touching themselves
-often having rant sessions about the girls they can't get and how bitchy they are, when in reality she's way to good for him and he's to stupid to know how to get a girl in the first place
-often doing stupid things repeatedly with other members of the penile race
-need to have excessively long lingering conversations with oneself involving why they didn't get the girl and expressing their sadness via music and holes in wall.
-lost in thought
-a permanent angry look stuck one their face
-frequent bathroom visits
-drumming fingers on the desk
-tapping feet
-less than needed humming of sad song by some random band that was cool in the 50's. aka the 18 hundreds
-can't express themselves except through song, dance, and pervy comments (more like shuffling..)
-getting lost in a hot girls legs.. I mean, I mean... eyes!
-looking around with nervous glances
-suddenly brings up inside joke that no one else knows
-needs to be the center of attention
-over-drama-tization of their problems
-frequently solving crossword puzzles and math problems
-coming up with more sad songs to sing about during next man period
-putting random programs on their fancy graphing calculator
-still wondering about that girl..
-madly in love with Rae (nice justin)
Symptoms:
-irrationality
-need to run 10 miles a day
-touching themselves
-often having rant sessions about the girls they can't get and how bitchy they are, when in reality she's way to good for him and he's to stupid to know how to get a girl in the first place
-often doing stupid things repeatedly with other members of the penile race
-need to have excessively long lingering conversations with oneself involving why they didn't get the girl and expressing their sadness via music and holes in wall.
-lost in thought
-a permanent angry look stuck one their face
-frequent bathroom visits
-drumming fingers on the desk
-tapping feet
-less than needed humming of sad song by some random band that was cool in the 50's. aka the 18 hundreds
-can't express themselves except through song, dance, and pervy comments (more like shuffling..)
-getting lost in a hot girls legs.. I mean, I mean... eyes!
-looking around with nervous glances
-suddenly brings up inside joke that no one else knows
-needs to be the center of attention
-over-drama-tization of their problems
-frequently solving crossword puzzles and math problems
-coming up with more sad songs to sing about during next man period
-putting random programs on their fancy graphing calculator
-still wondering about that girl..
-madly in love with Rae (nice justin)
Boy on man period, "Oh dude I just heard this cool band the star gazers and theirs this one song that reminds me of my life, but i won't tell you what is is."
by definentlynotchelsea<3luvyouj January 08, 2011
by Yeah brooooooooooooooo January 10, 2011
well it is a large pit, about the size of an average sized swimming pool, filled with period juices from 1500000 fat manly women, boiling and bubbleing... ive heard some people have come across seaweed in them also...
An extreamely nasty place reserved for middle class Fashionista Indie kids who shop exclusively at Topman/Topshop-
They all belong in the Period Pit.
They all belong in the Period Pit.
by Ribena_Berry July 13, 2009