peele joke

a joke so corny that you laugh because of the awkwardness. Said by teachers, especially former physicists. The most legendary but unfunny jokes ever

peele joke:

Mr. Peele: Can anyone explain the problem on the board?
Class: *silence*
Mr. Peele: *pretends to tap an imaginary microphone* Is this thing on?

by anonymous1101 September 12, 2013

Peepee powder

When you pee yourself at night and wake up with crusty ass pee all over your fucking self.

MAN! I WOKE UP WITH SO MUCH PEEPEE POWDER ALL OVER MEEEE.....

by Anonyfuckinmus January 20, 2014

Peeker

When you're wearing loose boxers and your penis slides out to the side, next to your thigh.

"Hey man, you finished with the shower? Don't worry, I've got my boxers on"
"Oh Damn. Someone's got a peeker."

by HippieThunderMonkey January 15, 2015

peedeeflo

the feeling of pee flowing down your leg after you have pissed yourself

Man, I laughed too hard yesterday I definitely felt the peedeeflo.

by Shark Teeth May 17, 2014

Peeker

A person in a group chat on Facebook messenger who looks at last message sent but ignores or doesn't respond to the message.

Marco is always the only person in the chat that insists on being a peeker. PeekingPeter pufferi3

by demoniablo March 29, 2015

peegen

The art of getting fisted in the ass, elbow deep.

Will:"My butt hurts"
Bobby:"My elbow hurts, too. Probably because I was peegen you last night"

by A-Aron dawg October 29, 2015

peepee treat

Rice Crispy treats that were urinated on.

A slang term referring to Kellogg's Rice Crispy Treats (and other Rice Crispy products). The name refers to a video posted in 2014 where an unidentified man urinates on the conveyor belt which the rice crispier were transported on. Kellogg Many of them have been recalled but there are still hundreds out there.

Guy 1: Hey Nick, I just gave Steve a peepee treat and he actually are it.

Guy 2: Serves him right for stealing your chips.

by Supercoolsome June 7, 2016