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road paving

The act of one sitting on the floor and scooting backwards while releasing copious amounts of shit out of their asshole, the top of their ass cheeks will smear the shit flattening the poop, thus paving a road, hence the name, "Road Paving" and if you want to take it to the next level (FOR EXPERTS ONLY) you can beat your dick and cum in a straight line which will then make a line in the middle of your road.
"yo how was your weekend"
"me and the goon squad went road paving and it was wonderful"
by smegmatary June 22, 2025
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But I still got paid anyway

The act of bragging about you gaining money or ad revenue from something planned but ceased to exist.
Man, I got fired before the paycheck,

but I still got paid anyway!
by wenisses February 17, 2018
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I don’t know someone tell me what this means coming from a peer or friend or anyone
Your so paid
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You're not being paid!?

NO! Can you believe it!? I'm giving out free advertisements. Dishing out snappy one-liners. Changing lives and inspiring millions...... And I might have created a money generator and conquered China...
Salma Hayek "You're not being paid!?"

Hym "No! It's lame! But seriously, if Netflix wants some more free money, you seriously need to find whoever has the rights to Hajime no Ippo, BUY IT FROM THEM IMMEDIATELY, and then reboot the series the way you did with Baki the grappler! There's so much money to be made there. It's such a good show!"
by Hym Iam August 4, 2023
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