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Pigsexual

When someone is sexually attracted to pigs and wants to have a relationship with a pig (the farm animal, do not use this word as an insult)
Charlie: *Starts Humping a Pig*
Rob: “What are you doing?”
Charlie: “I am sexually attracted to this pig, it’s called pigsexual” *humps harder and starts moaning*
by Jim218 March 20, 2022
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Pansexuality

A sexuality that basically means HEARTS BEFORE PARTS BECAUSE LOVE SHOULDN'T BE CONFINED TO SOMETHING SO TRIVIAL AS GANDER! Pansexuality is where you don't care what the person's gender is. Male, female, transgender, genderqueer, agender, ganderfluid, demigender, ect. Gender shouldn't define and shutdown the love you feel for a person. Pansexual people are real and they're not just "looking for attention".
Pansexuality is valid, and so are you. ♥
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Tansexual

1. A person, usually in the pale variety, achieves a tan (artificial or natural)over any given period of time that merits a positive announcement of the occurrence.
"Tansexual" is used to express the realization of a not-so-attractive pale person looks a lot better with a tan.

2. The wrong way to spell "transsexual". This can happen when you type and or write the word too fast, for whatever reason.
1. "Damn, look at this picture of Cindy last winter."
"She used to be that pale? Gross"
"Yeah but look at her now, after she went to Florida for a week, she is so fine.
"Talk about a tansexual."

2. Billy_Bob210: 2day in town i saw a tansexual
Jimmybee501 : wtf r u talkin about?
Billy_Bob210: oops, i mean transsexual
Jimmybee501 : sick
by Knight D April 16, 2007
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dansexual

p: whats your sexuality
m: dansexual
p: ???
m: only attracted to dan howell
by 0GrayNight0 April 19, 2018
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peysexual

madly in love with peyton to the point where i cant live without her , id die for her and fight wars for her and slut myself out for her , real.
sham : ''I am so peysexual''
by nxtshxm June 19, 2022
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Hansexual

You become hansexual when:

a) There's one person who's the exception to your sexual orientation.

b) One person changes your sexual orientation.
a) I know I'm lesbian but goddamn, I'd do crazy hansexual things to Brian Boitano.

b) Ya so Megan Fox is turning me hansexual...
by Justsomefoodforthought August 17, 2011
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Piesexual

A very misunderstood form of sexuality.

The act of achieving satisfaction through the consuming of pie alone. Use of genitals during the pietercourse is usually looked down upon, i.e. "spoiling the pie"

A relationship with such an individual is impossible, and all attempts for a human to use pie to convince the piesexual to become heterosexual or even homosexual is useless. The human generally finds themselves alone, watching the piesexual consume the pie alone.

The number of sexual partners a piesexual person has may number into the tens of thousands.
Susie: "Hey, I baked you this pie, want me to smear it all over my body so you can lick it off?

John: "NO! Just give me the pie and walk away. I don't want your nasty girly parts to ruin it!"

Susie: "Oh John, I wish you weren't so piesexual!"
by ChairiePi February 22, 2011
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