Page Fuck

When someone posts something sexy on your wall on facebook.
Chick 1 I just got Page Fucked by your ex.

Chick 2 Ewwwwy. Thats nasty.
by Mi Caulk January 17, 2011
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Get that off my page!

When someone sends something unpleasant and it angers you.
Stop sending me pics of Jerma, you better get that off my page!
by Meday December 07, 2023
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Page 299

"In that case, come here... present your cheeks."
You.Page 299. Now.
by vovohh721 September 16, 2022
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last-minute paging-cancel

Refers to the insanely-frustrating act of asking an employee over the PA system to come and assist with something, only to then say, "never mind" a long while afterwards, when said frazzled employee has hastily "dropped everything" and speed-walked almost all the way up to the area where he was asked to present himself.
The last-minute paging-cancel is especially infuriating/draining if the responding employee has had to go through a lot of difficult preparation before heading to his requested locale, such as cleansing his extremely-soiled hands, changing into cleaner/neater attire, setting down a huge armload of items, powering off a complicated piece of equipment, etc.
by QuacksO May 10, 2019
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page flicker

A e-book (on kindle fire for example) that is too good to put down.
The Hunger Games is a real page flicker!
by pad26 April 19, 2013
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1st Page Expert

When someone talks about a topic/claims they are knowledgable in- but their only knowledge of the topic is all the information on the 1st page of Google. This can also be used to describe someone with a shallow understanding of a topic.
Person 1: Look at Fred talk about finances to the rest of the party, he doesn't even know what he is talking about.

Person 2: Yeah, he doesn't even care about finances. He is such a 1st Page Expert.
by Jane Doe324 July 25, 2022
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