Porter

A low unintelligent life form who uses Grammarly to spell hi he is the bro but is a bit of a saffa and cannot be trusted with ur mom anyhow he plays football is pretty tall and wears kyrie 2 but doesn't play basketball like what do u mean they are a basketball shoe like give em to me fam anyways porter is a mindless saffa

yo sup ma saffa brudda

yo is porter g

by GANGNIGA July 31, 2019

Porter

This is a man who loves feet. Especially toes, foot fungus, and athlete's foot. He has a small pp but it is okay because he doesn't jerk off, he runs his feet.

Hey there is porter, hide your feet!

by Bigfacts1p1 December 18, 2019

Pooter

a VERY stinky pussy fart

Damn Danielle, your pooter be stinkin' up in dis' biatch!!

by *aSh* December 6, 2004

austin porter

the nigga from prettymuch who doesn’t shower. simon only let him in the band cause he wanted another long haired crackhead, like harry styles. he's a highkey alcoholic and he’s 'famous'. he watches hentai and he cheated on his shorty. brandon doesn’t give him any lines.

Girl1: Bro we're studying the lifestyle or drug addicts! who should we use as an example?

Girl2: Austin Porter

by tiffanigger October 29, 2018

Pootersnooter

Stealth alias of the lead guitarist for the band Faux Pas Shank and the Ruptured D's. Notorious for wearing funny hats that cover his face, being mischievous, and sniffing out the best poon from tip to tail. :P

"Who is PooterSnooter?" "God Damn that PooterSnooter!" "Oh, that Pootersnooter..."

by Pootersnooter August 29, 2003

Pooter

the word pooter can mean an asortment of many different things, but!!! this paticular "pooter" word means computer.. just shortend down computer= poooter.. if you dont get it sound it out!!!

yo man lets see some porn on the "pooter"

wow yesterday i saw some intense your mamaaa porn on the "pooter"

i saw aj's mom NAKED on the "pooter"

Jennifer sends creepy e-mails through the "pooter"/ so basically she stalks and is a crepper.. but through the POOTER

by ralf the person in your basement May 6, 2006

Pooter

the act of expelling a foreign object out of ones own vagina.

Aww man, my rubber totally fell of in meagans vag when i was banging her! But its all cool because she pootered it out an hour later

by Adaddy6969 October 30, 2007