first person

1. Noun
A type of narrative in which the protagonist relates their story using the pronoun ‘I’.

2. Noun
A type of game in which the player plays as themselves from their own perspective or as a single character from that characters perspective.

1. The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins was written in the first person.
2. Call of Duty is a first person shooter video game.

by MPWHart June 25, 2018

dead person

Someone who just won't wake up.

Where's Grandma Lacy? Is she a dead person?

by I stole your nose August 28, 2020

awesome person

whom'st is reading this is an awesome person <3

"whos that guy reading?"
Me: "An awesome person!"

by Sou7 September 21, 2020

gorilla glue person

A moron who uses gorilla glue as hair spray

Dude this gorilla glue person put gorilla glue in their hair and now their hair don't move. AT ALL

by RobbedofLife February 9, 2021

pocket person

A person that is so cute and adorable, you want to put them in your pocket and carry them around.

Luis is such a cute little pocket person.

by Clint S July 6, 2006

Minor Attracted Person

Otherwise known as a pedophile, but a nicer way of saying it, it's been made so clean of any filth actually associated with the term that a good handful of Tumblr users are actually not disgusted by them, just because the term sounds so much nicer like this.

"New headcanon: D.Va, Lucio, and McCree are all MAPs." MAP being short for Minor Attracted Person.

by Your friendly old Spetznaz vet October 27, 2017

Birthing person

A term used by leftists who will one day be mass murdered by the same muslims they invited into our societies.

Leftist birthing person: But we welcomed you with open arms!
Muslim: Allahuakbar! *decapitates leftist
Conservative: Well, we're all fucked, but at least the idiots who ruined our society are more fucked than us.

by Jooduk April 4, 2022