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Paying you to poop

Not taking one’s shit that day. No pun intended.
You know what bruh, I’m not paying you to poop”

“What are you talking about? I’m not paying you to poop”
by Wilksonstilks December 18, 2021
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Pay

You're going to pay for what you stole or I'm going to murder a child. Do not let them talk you out of saving the kid just so some YouTube filth can preserve their ego.
Hym "If they don't pay one of you will. If they pay I won't and if they don't pay I will, Sam Sedar. I'm not arguing wit you and I'm not creating AI for free and then working til I'm old like the rest of this fucking garbage. You people are fucking worthless and the fast I get away from you the safer your kids will be but unfortunately for you the only law I break is the murdering children one."
by Hym Iam August 9, 2025
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Pay The Piper

Bear the consequences of an action or activity that one has enjoyed.
When you call somebody "Dude" after they warn you not to and then they shove their entire fist up your asshole.

You had to pay the piper
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pay a compliment

Flatter or praise to someone.
Pay a compliment: Flatter or praise to someone.
He paid her a compliment when he told her she looked like a model
by Patoedu14 June 9, 2016
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pay your ex day

When your dating someone and their poor at the time and a little bit after the breakup they get rich. Time for them to pay you for your broken heart.
"Where's my money?"
"What are you talking back"
"It's national pay your ex day"
"Oh crap I forgot about it. Here's 50$"
by Alyssa drake November 29, 2019
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Hand pay

A hand job where one hand whacks the top of your knob like you’re slapping out dollar bills for a cheap rate hooker
Got a quality hand pay from my bitch last night. Lasted almost fifty bucks.
by Wilkypedia December 1, 2021
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