panty phantom

When you wonder where your dirty panties have gotten to because they aren't in the hamper anymore. You consider it plausible that a dirty minded poltergeist could exist and has helped himself, but then you remember that Craig Baker had visited and left quite abruptly.

Wife: Honey, have you seen my little silk panties? I can't find them anywhere...
Husband: Have you checked the clothes hamper in the bathroom?
Wife: Of course I have, they aren't there.
Husband: Well maybe it was the fucking panty phantom?!

by A Bakers Dozen October 16, 2017

panty guac

Panty guac(amole) is the greenish discharge commonly found in the absorbent portion of a girls panties and/or crotchal area.

also known as undie guac

I thought I'd surprise my girlfriend and do the wash - while picking up her dirty undies from the floor I got a handful of panty guac for my troubles!

by MrUnClean November 15, 2012

wasabi panties

When you have a burning sensation down there after you fill your undies with wasabi. “Omg my sushi roll is burning, I hate that i have wasabi panties.”

“Omg my sushi roll is burning, I hate that i have wasabi panties.”

by Wasabi mama March 10, 2023

Orange panties

It is when you take the panties of someone, any color will do but orange works best, and then you Defecate in them and place them back into their dresser without them knowing.

"dude did you hear, Tommy gave Hilda Orange panties because she wouldn't go out with him"

by Hay-Hay-Poo~ December 30, 2011

panty art

Abstract image left on panties by blood soaked pubic hairs , when her period starts, unexpectedly.

Me: Damn, that's some crazy panty art.

Her: Fuck you, and the horse you rode in on.

by JJ Jarvis May 12, 2011

Face Panties

Cloth masks worn to make society feel safer during the covid-19 pandemic. The masks typically are colorful in nature with a assortment of patterns. Face panties are made trendy by millienials & Democrat voters to feel like they are contributing their part to an exciting prolonged narrative.

That family in that minivan all have matching pink "Face Panties". I think they are on the way to get glamour shots.

by Greendukey June 18, 2021

Strawberry Panties

An overweight neckbeared male of around age 42 to 69.
May or may not be black.

Damn, dat nigga Strawberry Panties be danking.

by DankMastaSauce July 11, 2016