Profit Orgasm

A profit orgasm is the ultimate feeling of heavenly euphoria, pleasure, and ultimately a bodily & mind release of a powerful energy that one stores within them while in a trade or transaction where there is a lot on the line to lose and the rewards end up being much more than one could ever expect or hope for. The profit orgasm comes after one experiences a Profit Boner and the action that engages the profit boner is repeated again and again until a profit orgasm is achieved.

Crypto Trader: "Dude, I've been in a BTC long for about 3 weeks. My first week got me 800% ROE, second week bumped it up to 1760% ROE, and this week my long is up to 2400% ROE! Yeah, I am way past the profit boner phase and am having a full on profit orgasm! Man this is the most incredible thing that has ever happened to me!"

by I Heart Profit Orgasms October 23, 2018

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Orgasm Pie

A pie so delicious, that it gives you an orgasm. Pecan pie is usually the pie in question, because pecans look like tiny vaginas. Very rare.

man i gotta get me some of that there Orgasm Pie!

by [undefined] December 28, 2005

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Mental Orgasm

When your brain either has a "mangasm", makes the"man gravy", have the "happy sneeze" nectar in your head, get your mental "rocks off", grease the frontal orbs, feel like you are banging your brains out, eating a glazed donut, experiencing the enema, dreaming about the five finger knuckle chuckle, using your gaydar, performing the Kegel exercises with your oyster,

I had a "mental orgasm" as I exited the theatre row climbing over the top of several people.

She had that "deer in the headlights" look about her. I wonder if she was having another one of her "mental orgasms?"

by The real Sandy Beaches January 8, 2010

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