A profit orgasm is the ultimate feeling of heavenly euphoria, pleasure, and ultimately a bodily & mind release of a powerful energy that one stores within them while in a trade or transaction where there is a lot on the line to lose and the rewards end up being much more than one could ever expect or hope for. The profit orgasm comes after one experiences a Profit Boner and the action that engages the profit boner is repeated again and again until a profit orgasm is achieved.
Crypto Trader: "Dude, I've been in a BTC long for about 3 weeks. My first week got me 800% ROE, second week bumped it up to 1760% ROE, and this week my long is up to 2400% ROE! Yeah, I am way past the profit boner phase and am having a full on profit orgasm! Man this is the most incredible thing that has ever happened to me!"
by I Heart Profit Orgasms October 23, 2018
The aha! feeling math geeks experience at the sight or sound of a little juicy or sexy theorem, or math factoid, on the number π—a minor form of mathematical bliss that could last for days in some instances.
Just as Roland Barthes, French writer and critic, associates a good or pleasurable read with a dizzying orgasm, pure mathematicians or number theorists secretly dream or long for an orgasmic pi chance encounter, especially when they’re at their most vulnerable state of mind.
by Fasters August 28, 2022
A pie so delicious, that it gives you an orgasm. Pecan pie is usually the pie in question, because pecans look like tiny vaginas. Very rare.
by [undefined] December 28, 2005
When your brain either has a "mangasm", makes the"man gravy", have the "happy sneeze" nectar in your head, get your mental "rocks off", grease the frontal orbs, feel like you are banging your brains out, eating a glazed donut, experiencing the enema, dreaming about the five finger knuckle chuckle, using your gaydar, performing the Kegel exercises with your oyster,
I had a "mental orgasm" as I exited the theatre row climbing over the top of several people.
She had that "deer in the headlights" look about her. I wonder if she was having another one of her "mental orgasms?"
She had that "deer in the headlights" look about her. I wonder if she was having another one of her "mental orgasms?"
by The real Sandy Beaches January 08, 2010
by Rookiehours1324 December 14, 2017
by MulaTryone October 02, 2019
A person who is skilled at giving orgasms to other people and does so with little apparent effort can be considered an orgasm technician.
by Scotsmantoohotsman March 17, 2011