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Blooming Onion

When a person clusters their fingers together and inserts their clustered fingers into another person's vagina, similar to the snug. Once the entire hand is inserted up to the wrist bone, the person fans their fingers out in all directions, simulating a blooming onion served at a fine Australian steakhouse.
Myrtle loves getting fisted, so as a special surprise Otis gave her the blooming onion and she squealed in pleasure and in pain.
by Wr3ench3d July 2, 2017
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Bloomin' Onion

A prolapsed asshole.
Dude, I'm fucked up. I stumbled onto some porn where some chick gave herself a Bloomin' Onion! I don't think I'll ever be the same.
by Deathisabusinessman December 6, 2017
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blooming onion

When you insert your closed fingers in a cone shape into the rectum then spread your fingers open you get the "blooming onion"
"Ohh baby just like that! I love it when you give me the blooming onion!"
by Chateau64 June 18, 2018
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Horny Onion

a horny onion is an ogre that has layers but also is in love with someone
"hey Thomas, you're such a horny onion!"
by the web expert April 6, 2018
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hot onion

Just like hot lettuce except with onions, and everyone cries.
This is the prime of my life. I'm hot young and full of hot onion.
by Studmuffindelux July 6, 2019
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Miami Onion Box

A bikini clad crotch at 8pm marinated in Hawaiian Tropic and infused with a day's diet consisting of Ceviche and mimosas rendered on a white sandy beach for 4-8 hours.
Tina was so wasted after her day at the beach, that she went to bed without washing out her Miami Onion Box.
by Coldread Official July 19, 2019
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scary_onion_2.0

The literal love of my life, he is amazing, I love him.

-tristan
"scary_onion_2.0 is amazing"
"Yeah ik, I'm dating the man, I fucking love him"
by Pocket 2.0 May 27, 2022
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