kernel bag

When you take a massive shit and some corn sticks to the back of your balls.

Damn, I ate a shit load of corn; I hope I don't get kernel bag.

by Frosty Dice 2 electric boogalo August 18, 2021

Put bags on it

A term meaning you spent a lot of money on something.

“Dang Tyrone! That jacket is fire”
“Thanks bro, I put bags on it!”

by Wedontplay1299 April 13, 2019

pussy-bagging

The act of placing of a woman's vagina on a persons forehead. ( opposite of teabagging)

I was pussy-bagging my fuck buddy, because he wouldn't eat me out.

by riva_nita_for_shiva March 22, 2011

triple bag it

Using three condoms (instead of "double" or "single" bagging) with a highly promiscuous sexual partner in order to ENSURE avoidance of STDs. In reality, this act results in a greater chance of transmission, as the friction of three condoms often causes them to break.

Damn, dude... that slampig was so fuckin' filthy, I HAD to triple bag it!

by JoeyRamon May 1, 2011

brain bag

slang for a male scrotum, satchel, sack or testicle holder

Charlie, I can see your brain bag, please put your leg down (whilst wearing baggy shorts)

by JJ Ephus September 4, 2005

Sunshine in a bag

Choirs line from the Gorillaz Song "Clint Eastwood"

Unlike the rest of the junkies here. The actual meaning is a "Large bag of gold" The reference "sunshine in a bag" is a quote from a Clint Eastwood(hence the name of the song) movie The Good, The Bad and The Ugly. Also one of the songs in the movie was reproduced and serves as the back-beat to the Gorillaz verison

Kid: Hey Mister where ya heading?
Clint: Don't know
Kid: You gonna be alright
Clint: Yeah Kid, I got sunshine in a bag.

by Silver Owl July 11, 2011

Bean Bag

The female equivalent of the 'Wank Bank'.

A mental storage of arousing sights or experiences for future onanistic pursuits.
In Lehmann's terms, what your lass thinks about when she's flicking the bean.

Sophie felt Carl's bulging bicep. She then stored it safely in her Bean Bag

by the diddler June 14, 2015