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Offenheim

Openminded to heimatland or offenheim is the way of the west to embrace eastern European traditions of forward thinking liberal socialist democratics. Pop it like it's tropicana!
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Offendified.

When a person is offended by a comment or conversation overheard, not directed toward them, but identify with the comment overheard.
These people next to me were Offendified. by a comment I made about someone that was about a friend in the second person.
by J77 myers June 16, 2018
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offendix

internal organ that becomes inflamed when an individual is offended - can be a chronic or acute inflamation
Amanda was offended all the time she went to the Doctors and found out that she had a badly inflamed offendix, she was suffering from Offendacitis
by still not a doctor December 20, 2018
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Offensensitivity

the practice of being butthurt or triggered instead of taking something as a joke or constructive criticism.
Tarance got his feeling hurt when his doctor told him he was gaining too much weight. His offensensitivity about his weight has gotten out of control.
by MKUFAMS1099 February 7, 2019
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Offensive Rebound

A person who rebound off their rebound with who they were originally rebounding from
A guy Matt rebounds from Susan with Hannah but then performs an offensive rebound from Hannah with Susan.
by MORMONCOCK April 30, 2019
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Offensive Weapon

A large medieval style weapon, usually with an array of spikes, poison tips, skulls, and other heinous accessories. Usually only wielded by the most in human of men. The size of their kanckles and Arnold Schwarzenegger back muscles alone could be considered “offensive weapons.”
Lord Umbar the Merciless was last seen beating the entire towns people with his offensive weapon upon their face, chest, and neck areas. No one survived!
by LordSoth June 4, 2019
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Offenpressed

Offended and impressed in equal measures
I was offenpressed when he hid the cookies from me, knowing that I would eat them in the middle of the night.
by Godfrey Work July 25, 2019
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